Editing The game

You've lost the game.

If you don't know what "the game" is, here are the rules:

1. You are now and forever playing the game.

2. You cannot win the game.

3. Everytime you think of the game, you lose the game.

4. Everytime you lose the game you must say you lose the game, thus causing everyone else around you to lose the game.

5. You can only lose the game once every thirty minutes.