Editing Christy Dechaine

[[Image:Christy.jpg|thumbnail|right|300px|Christy has a hot tongue piercing and all of Wren Davisson's tongue wrings. If you make out with Christy, you're making out with everyone Wren made out with (and performed oral sex on), and that's a lot of people.]]

== Personal Information ==
Christy is world-renowned for her ability to say things that are horribly, disgustingly perverted and somehow not realize it. Christy Dechaine is often off da chain.

== Hobbies ==
Christy forgot to quit swimming like all the cool kids did. That's what she does. Also, she's a big deal in [[SASS]]. Did you know if you tear down the "S" in "SASS" you get "ASS?" That's pretty funny.

== Academics ==
Christy is an Anthropology/Sociology (AnSo) major or something. I don't even know what that means anymore. Some of her favorite classes are: ''Social Theories of Non-Western Social Justice'', ''The Effects of Social Justice and Feminism on Marxist Non-Industrial Theories and Society'', and ''Society Society Society Justice Feminism Society Communism Society College Bullshit Society Justice Human Rights Society Society Fascism Society Theories Society''

== Marital Status ==
[[Mike DeGrand]]? Who knows.