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The movement seems to be dividing into a Bevist camp and a Frostian camp mostly over the distinction between Bevis’ use of materialism to analyze capability and Frost’s contention that humanity is trapped in a neo-original paradigm. The two factions, however, seem to agree on lunch. It is no surprise that post-bunkism has found its way in to politics and it can be said that the movement rejects industrialism in favor of a more egalitarian theocracy. It should be noted that while Frostians promote the use of guerrilla warfare, Bevists have adopted the theory of “permanent election”. | The movement seems to be dividing into a Bevist camp and a Frostian camp mostly over the distinction between Bevis’ use of materialism to analyze capability and Frost’s contention that humanity is trapped in a neo-original paradigm. The two factions, however, seem to agree on lunch. It is no surprise that post-bunkism has found its way in to politics and it can be said that the movement rejects industrialism in favor of a more egalitarian theocracy. It should be noted that while Frostians promote the use of guerrilla warfare, Bevists have adopted the theory of “permanent election”. | ||
− | Post-Bunkism also makes the controversial assertion that | + | Post-Bunkism also makes the controversial assertion that Nietzsche is dead. |
Not surprisingly, most Anti-Philosophy Club members are also just irreverent Philosophy majors. | Not surprisingly, most Anti-Philosophy Club members are also just irreverent Philosophy majors. | ||
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In a typical philosophical debate, the two debaters present arguments, and discuss those arguments ad nauseum. In an APC debate, the two debaters present arguments, then don boxing gloves, and box until one of them is right. | In a typical philosophical debate, the two debaters present arguments, and discuss those arguments ad nauseum. In an APC debate, the two debaters present arguments, then don boxing gloves, and box until one of them is right. | ||
− | Possibly the most famous debate occured in Spring of '02, while club members were camping at | + | Possibly the most famous debate occured in Spring of '02, while club members were camping at Green Oaks. The influential Post-Bunkist theorist Matt Frost faced off against the original purchaser of the APC Debating Gloves, Walker Weyerhaeuser. Blind without his glasses and thus maintaining plausible deniability, Frost immediately struck Weyerhaeuser below the belt, twice in quick succession. Though the instant question whether North Carolina or Oklahoma was the superior state remained unsettled, the debate seems to have forced Weyerhaeuser into the Bevist camp on Post-Bunkist theoretical questions. |
== History == | == History == | ||
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* A militant wing of the club made an effort to secure a B2 Bomber to facilitate their war on the campus chapter of D.A.R.E. Tragically, those funds were not approved by Student Senate. Luckily, by the end of the campaign, D.A.R.E. had no surviving members. | * A militant wing of the club made an effort to secure a B2 Bomber to facilitate their war on the campus chapter of D.A.R.E. Tragically, those funds were not approved by Student Senate. Luckily, by the end of the campaign, D.A.R.E. had no surviving members. | ||
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* It was in this time period that a concerted effort was made to spread the tenets of post-bunkism resulting in a chapter of APC forming on the campus of Illinois Weslyan University. | * It was in this time period that a concerted effort was made to spread the tenets of post-bunkism resulting in a chapter of APC forming on the campus of Illinois Weslyan University. | ||
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=== Present Day === | === Present Day === | ||
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== Resources == | == Resources == | ||
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== References == | == References == | ||
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