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Flunk Day 2011 was held on February 1, during the snowpocolypse. The real kicker was, no one noticed until noon, even the administration. The friars' were on the ball this year! hah | Flunk Day 2011 was held on February 1, during the snowpocolypse. The real kicker was, no one noticed until noon, even the administration. The friars' were on the ball this year! hah | ||
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CONFIRMED: Safety lessons for the first years have been completed! | CONFIRMED: Safety lessons for the first years have been completed! | ||
− | + | '''HEY CONGER AND NEAL! DIG THE FUCKING MUD PIT!''' | |
− | How is flunk day season starting with no mud pit digging? Seriously, buy a shovel, use your hands, steal spoons from the caf... Get it together, kids. | + | How is flunk day season starting with no mud pit digging? |
+ | MAKE ME A MUD PIT BITCHES! Seriously, buy a shovel, use your hands, steal spoons from the caf... Get it together, kids. | ||
essential: get yo walmart soil and water buckets ready! | essential: get yo walmart soil and water buckets ready! | ||
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8) Question everything. | 8) Question everything. | ||
− | + | ==Flunk Day Planners== | |
− | + | who are the known flunk day planners? What are their schedules? What are their habits? | |
− | ==Flunk Day | + | *[[Britt Anderson]]: Lives in Tompkins, very near [[Jil Gates]]. Much potential for shady business. Often seen going running. Spends a lot of time in GDH. |
− | who are the known flunk day | ||
− | *[[Britt Anderson]]: Lives in Tompkins, very near [[Jil Gates]]. Much potential for shady business. Often seen going running. Spends a lot of time in GDH | ||
*[[Martha Baumgarten]]: She is the TA of Advanced Comp T/Th from 10:40 to 11:50am. Lives off campus in the grey apartments across from the Quickie. Her roommate is [[Caroline Coatney]]. After [[Sam Martone]] did it, she started a twitter. Here's a [http://twitter.com/#!/martha_my_deer/ link] | *[[Martha Baumgarten]]: She is the TA of Advanced Comp T/Th from 10:40 to 11:50am. Lives off campus in the grey apartments across from the Quickie. Her roommate is [[Caroline Coatney]]. After [[Sam Martone]] did it, she started a twitter. Here's a [http://twitter.com/#!/martha_my_deer/ link] | ||
*[[Jack Moore]]: One of the tallest kids on campus. Trainer. Can often be seen riding a 'gator' around campus. Also a member of GQ. | *[[Jack Moore]]: One of the tallest kids on campus. Trainer. Can often be seen riding a 'gator' around campus. Also a member of GQ. | ||
*[[Celestina Agyekum]]: She lives in the Admissions Suite in [[Four-Name]] and is choreographing for [[Terp]] this term. | *[[Celestina Agyekum]]: She lives in the Admissions Suite in [[Four-Name]] and is choreographing for [[Terp]] this term. | ||
− | *[[Rachel Hautzinger]]: NOT a Flunk Day | + | *[[Rachel Hautzinger]]: NOT a Flunk Day planner but may have been one if she hadn't been abroad, so maybe they tell her stuff anyways. |
− | *[[Roger Taylor '63]]: In a surprise "last-hurrah" move, Rog decided that he wanted to be a part of the planning this year. So far his ideas have been limited to gathering campus together to hear the speech on how he met his wife "just one last time!" | + | *[[Roger Taylor '63]]: In a surprise "last-hurrah" move, Rog decided that he wanted to be a part of the planning this year. So far his ideas have been limited to gathering campus together to hear the speech on how he met his wife "just one last time!" |
− | *[[Alex Steven Hall]]: He is the coordinator of kickin buttocks. He has 3 years of valuable experience in the butt kicking field. He has an overweight, but adorable cat name Mr. Bojangles. He's actually a she. It is rumored that Ms. Kitty Bojangles is the oracle that brings the good news of flunk day to Alex every year. Both his parents work at the school. | + | *[[Alex Steven Hall]]: He is the coordinator of kickin buttocks. He has 3 years of valuable experience in the butt kicking field. He has an overweight, but adorable cat name Mr. Bojangles. He's actually a she. It is rumored that Ms. Kitty Bojangles is the oracle that brings the good news of flunk day to Alex every year. Both his parents work at the school. Also, the first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. |
==The Flunk Day Gift== | ==The Flunk Day Gift== | ||
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5) Friars tend to be drunk and as such have a short life expectancy, if you miss your time on the flunk day friar express, be very sad | 5) Friars tend to be drunk and as such have a short life expectancy, if you miss your time on the flunk day friar express, be very sad | ||
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==Thursday, April 7== | ==Thursday, April 7== | ||
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Martha Baumgarten (Sr. Flunk Day Planner) seen drinking at Sigma Chi at 11:23PM, time for you to start too! (Confirmed)--> That would make it too obvious... | Martha Baumgarten (Sr. Flunk Day Planner) seen drinking at Sigma Chi at 11:23PM, time for you to start too! (Confirmed)--> That would make it too obvious... | ||
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+ | Flunk Day won't happen on 420 because that is the Cirque de Soleil trip and many people, who have paid money to go, will be disappointed. Also, Union Board puts on the Cirque Du Soleil trip. Wouldn't have happened if it was flunk day. --> Has anyone confirmed tickets were ACTUALLY purchased or has seen them in person?--> Thought the same thing, but it seems that collecting the $$$ for the "fake tickets," then returning the $$$ would be quite a hassle. | ||
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+ | Don't let this stop you from celebrating though! | ||
==Thursday, April 21== | ==Thursday, April 21== | ||
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OVERHEARD IN CAFE, a bunch of basketball players asked if JACK MOORE was going to senior night, he responded "no, too much work to do", both the senior planners are on the trip to Cirque Du Soliel, and the other junior planner doesn't drink... THIS IS HUGE!!! This is awesome! | OVERHEARD IN CAFE, a bunch of basketball players asked if JACK MOORE was going to senior night, he responded "no, too much work to do", both the senior planners are on the trip to Cirque Du Soliel, and the other junior planner doesn't drink... THIS IS HUGE!!! This is awesome! | ||
− | THURSDAY'S PERFORMANCE OF CONNECTIVE TISSUE CANCELLED DUE TO "DAMAGED EQUIPMENT IN STUDIO THEATER." <---FALSE<--- Two of the dancers of connective tissue think | + | THURSDAY'S PERFORMANCE OF CONNECTIVE TISSUE CANCELLED DUE TO "DAMAGED EQUIPMENT IN STUDIO THEATER." <---FALSE<--- Two of the dancers of connective tissue think velociraptors are more likely to eat you than the canceling of Connective Tissue <---- Production Manager of Connective Tissue says you're full of shit. Both dress rehearsals ran smoothly, gels are fine, lights are fine, dancers are fine. Suck it. |
Anyone who has read the past years' Flunk Day pages knows the picture that was just posted is complete BS. Thinking tomorrow isn't FD and everyone is getting worked up. | Anyone who has read the past years' Flunk Day pages knows the picture that was just posted is complete BS. Thinking tomorrow isn't FD and everyone is getting worked up. | ||
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Knox Staff seen wandering outside Post Hall at 4:31 AM. Do they always get here this early? | Knox Staff seen wandering outside Post Hall at 4:31 AM. Do they always get here this early? | ||
− | You | + | ==Tuesday, April 26== |
+ | The date of last year's flunk day. | ||
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+ | Today, Monday the 25th, the caf workers were in an absolute tizzy, gossiping, running around the kitchen, all acting very excited and strange. Helmut was in an amazingly cheerful mood, kept calling random workers into his office, and there was a lot of whispering going on, with awkward glances toward student workers. The flunk day t-shirts that were labeled "Oak Room" and have been sitting in the office for a little over a week mysteriously disappeared today. Flunk Day is OBVIOUSLY the 26th!!!!! | ||
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+ | '''Bob Seibert: If Flunk Day is tomorrow, then it is to be the most miserable in modern history." | ||
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+ | You know its flunk day tomorrow, because a certain person just opened another beer again.... ''just in case''. >>> You know who we are talking about Ryan Stones. | ||
− | + | I doubt it is flunk day ANY day of this week. The dance dept brought in The Dance COLEctive for the whole week and probably paid too much money to cancel its schedule for a whole day. WAH WAH >>> doesnt really start until the 28th of April.. so that does mean anything >>> " Dance COLEctive will lead workshops with the Galesburg Boys & Girls Club on April 25, and the Galesburg Initiative for Girls program on April 27. " ''(Source: Knox College - Events & News)'' This means there is nothing scheduled for April 26.<--- April 26th there is a Master Class in Contemporary Dance Technique <--It was during the dance residency 3 years ago. <---CONFIRMED. | |
− | + | Greg Gilbert's birthday was yesterday. Wouldn't Knox do everything in its power to throw him the ULTIMATE belated birthday bash? Put away your Sunday edition of the New York Times, Greg. FLUNK DAY IS TODAY! | |
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− | + | Raja was crowned the winner of Drag Race. Flunk Day must be tomorrow! -->work! -->ALEXIS MATEO WAS ROBBED!<--- Don't you be throwin' no shade over here! | |
− | '''PROFESSORS DO NOT KNOW WHEN FLUNK DAY IS UNTIL THE DAY OF. Let's remember that, folks.'''<--- That's a lie. A lot of them find out through the grapevine | + | ==Wednesday, April 27== |
+ | '''PROFESSORS DO NOT KNOW WHEN FLUNK DAY IS UNTIL THE DAY OF. Let's remember that, folks.'''<--- That's a lie. A lot of them find out through the grapevine. | ||
Zen Buddhist Sitting Meditation Practice(?). Also, the date of birth of Ulysses S. Grant, aka Lincoln's BFF. Flunk day is obviously April 27th. (This is by far the best reasoning I've ever heard for Flunk Day.) | Zen Buddhist Sitting Meditation Practice(?). Also, the date of birth of Ulysses S. Grant, aka Lincoln's BFF. Flunk day is obviously April 27th. (This is by far the best reasoning I've ever heard for Flunk Day.) | ||
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Kathleen Drake also "unavailable" until Thursday. She wanted to meet with a student this week but would only meet Thursday or Friday. Fishy, fishy... <-- THIS IS HUGE!!! | Kathleen Drake also "unavailable" until Thursday. She wanted to meet with a student this week but would only meet Thursday or Friday. Fishy, fishy... <-- THIS IS HUGE!!! | ||
− | Random sports event canceled by another college. When students at said college are asked why, they reply that "[sports event] never was planned." | + | Random sports event canceled by another college. When students at said college are asked why, they reply that "[sports event] never was planned." EGADS! SOMEBODY CALL PYTHAGORAS! |
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+ | Professor Polite doesn't have a film viewing scheduled for his Philosophy and Fantasy class, even though there has been one every Wednesday this term. THIS COULD BE HUGE! | ||
− | + | Nothing substantial happening this day...It's going to happen today so that it does not interfere with Lincoln fest or the dance performance. --What about Caxton Club? <--Indeed. And this lady is coming from New York. Which is kind of a big fucking deal. Which casts much doubt on the probability of Flunk Day happening this day. <-- But this most likely wasn't planned far enough in advance. Bigger things have been screwed over before.. | |
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Overheard common senior meeting frequenter saying they would not be attending senior meeting this week, FOR NO REASON. Clearly it's because flunk day is this day.---Roger threatening to cancel future senior meetings? Ploy for Flunk Day?? | Overheard common senior meeting frequenter saying they would not be attending senior meeting this week, FOR NO REASON. Clearly it's because flunk day is this day.---Roger threatening to cancel future senior meetings? Ploy for Flunk Day?? | ||
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− | Dead squirrels on the ground. Earth worms rising up. FLUNK DAY? <===Flunk Day for earthworms. I bet they are the flunkiest worms.<===Dead squirrels are from the wrath of Olivia Williams | + | Dead squirrels on the ground. Earth worms rising up. FLUNK DAY? <===Flunk Day for earthworms. I bet they are the flunkiest worms.<===Dead squirrels are from the wrath of Olivia Williams |
1:40pm Debbi Southern seen riding with campus safety in golf cart surveying the mud pit<----NOT TRUE. I live next to the mud pit and Debbie was not "surveying" it at 1:40.<--- NOT not true, you mean to tell me you notice EVERYTHING, ALL the time that goes on outside, just because you live there? I was just standing next to the mud pit. What do I look like?<=== You look STUPID, Debbie Southern was NOT by the mud pit. I guard that shit, I'd know.<--- You don't guard SHIT, because I SAW Debbi Southern riding with campus safety in a golf cart | 1:40pm Debbi Southern seen riding with campus safety in golf cart surveying the mud pit<----NOT TRUE. I live next to the mud pit and Debbie was not "surveying" it at 1:40.<--- NOT not true, you mean to tell me you notice EVERYTHING, ALL the time that goes on outside, just because you live there? I was just standing next to the mud pit. What do I look like?<=== You look STUPID, Debbie Southern was NOT by the mud pit. I guard that shit, I'd know.<--- You don't guard SHIT, because I SAW Debbi Southern riding with campus safety in a golf cart | ||
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Extra trash bags delivered to various places on campus.<----what does it MEAN?<---Where were they delivered?<-- Trash bags are used to keep everything from getting muddy. You tape them to the floor to prevent costly damage.<-- RA's | Extra trash bags delivered to various places on campus.<----what does it MEAN?<---Where were they delivered?<-- Trash bags are used to keep everything from getting muddy. You tape them to the floor to prevent costly damage.<-- RA's | ||
− | Spotted: Flunk Day | + | Spotted: Flunk Day Planners Martha and Britt at Discount. They were in search of a particular type of tequila that Discount did not have in stock. The man who was working told them that it would be in Thursday. They said that was not it time. They needed it today. CONFIRMED FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <---Please confirm THIS COULD BE HUGE!<--- It says CONFIRMED! THIS IS HUGE!!! |
Random constipated-looking stranger enters the [[Rog Mahal]] with a box and leaves without it. <-- Refilling the vending machines. Tomorrow is Flunk Day.<--- Did you get a free bomb? | Random constipated-looking stranger enters the [[Rog Mahal]] with a box and leaves without it. <-- Refilling the vending machines. Tomorrow is Flunk Day.<--- Did you get a free bomb? | ||
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4 p.m. Tuesday: Campus safety seen WALKING campus in groups.<-- CONFIRMED <--- DOUBLE CONFIRMED!!! <-- Campus safety walks around a lot, so this means absolutely nothing. | 4 p.m. Tuesday: Campus safety seen WALKING campus in groups.<-- CONFIRMED <--- DOUBLE CONFIRMED!!! <-- Campus safety walks around a lot, so this means absolutely nothing. | ||
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5:45 PM Flunk day damages warning email sent to small houses!<--confirmed.<-------------THIS IS HUGE<--DOUBLE CONFIRMED | 5:45 PM Flunk day damages warning email sent to small houses!<--confirmed.<-------------THIS IS HUGE<--DOUBLE CONFIRMED | ||
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Senior meeting is tomorrow...but you cant register parties ON CAMPUS!, perfect way to let seniors who are friars and pass out early, get their night time party on | Senior meeting is tomorrow...but you cant register parties ON CAMPUS!, perfect way to let seniors who are friars and pass out early, get their night time party on | ||
− | Calendar is clear for Wednesday except for Caxton Club...Nancy Miller would TOTALLY be up for the mud pit.. | + | Calendar is clear for Wednesday except for Caxton Club...Nancy Miller would TOTALLY be up for the mud pit... |
− | Pasta night usually on wednesday, but falls tonight in the oak room... flunk day-induced menu rearrangement? <-- CONFIRMED, Flunk Day is tomorrow. <--DOUBLE CONFIRMED, maybe they will reuse the uneaten garlic bread for FLUNK DAY!? Just maybe.. | + | Pasta night usually on wednesday, but falls tonight in the oak room... flunk day-induced menu rearrangement? <-- CONFIRMED, Flunk Day is tomorrow. <--DOUBLE CONFIRMED, maybe they will reuse the uneaten garlic bread for FLUNK DAY!? Just maybe... |
6:08 pm- Look how fast those clouds are moving! The flunk day gods are moving ALL the clouds away from campus for ideal flunk day conditions! <-- CONFIRMED<--DOUBLE CONFIRMED, Zeus loves flunk day | 6:08 pm- Look how fast those clouds are moving! The flunk day gods are moving ALL the clouds away from campus for ideal flunk day conditions! <-- CONFIRMED<--DOUBLE CONFIRMED, Zeus loves flunk day | ||
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Tomorrow is the day with the best weather this week and next week (not including Fridays), therefore FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <---Weather is irrelevant! | Tomorrow is the day with the best weather this week and next week (not including Fridays), therefore FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <---Weather is irrelevant! | ||
− | Alumni Email Recieved. <-- Confirmed <--Post a screenshot for proof! | + | Alumni Email Recieved. <-- Confirmed <--Post a screenshot for proof! |
Isn't Dan Savage scheduled to present on the 27th? I heard they paid ridiculous amounts of money to get him to come. <---Um...? He's scheduled to be on campus on the 4th. Get with the times, youngin'. | Isn't Dan Savage scheduled to present on the 27th? I heard they paid ridiculous amounts of money to get him to come. <---Um...? He's scheduled to be on campus on the 4th. Get with the times, youngin'. | ||
− | + | Can't be tomorrow; not a single velociraptor has been sighted yet. <--- False, I just spotted one by the softball field. <--- Rup? | |
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I just found 20 bucks on the ground outside the library. Muhammad clearly wants me to have an awesome flunk day, which is tomorrow<----can you confirm this? | I just found 20 bucks on the ground outside the library. Muhammad clearly wants me to have an awesome flunk day, which is tomorrow<----can you confirm this? | ||
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Oak Room abuzz with Flunk Day gossip although when asked the card swiper was as coy as ever... | Oak Room abuzz with Flunk Day gossip although when asked the card swiper was as coy as ever... | ||
− | Stray cat found hiding behind sign in front of Sigma Nu. Flunk day is DEFINITELY tomorrow. <-- CONFIRMED | + | Stray cat found hiding behind sign in front of Sigma Nu. Flunk day is DEFINITELY tomorrow. <-- CONFIRMED |
The ghost of past flunk day master seen hitting the magical 4-foot bong that only appears on Flunk Day eve!!! IT'S DEFINITELY TODAY!!!!!! <-----CONFIRMED! | The ghost of past flunk day master seen hitting the magical 4-foot bong that only appears on Flunk Day eve!!! IT'S DEFINITELY TODAY!!!!!! <-----CONFIRMED! | ||
− | Seymour library's copy of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' checked out...maybe the Flunk Day | + | Seymour library's copy of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' checked out...maybe the Flunk Day planners are doing some last minute research?? |
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+ | John Schlaf gives sketchy hints to him "not knowing" when Flunk Day is. Caught off guard about the possibility that tomorrow is Flunk Day. | ||
Also rumor has it that a LARP'er knows that it is tomorrow. and the LARP'ers are all knowing!<---As a LARPer, CONFIRMED <THUNDERBOLT, THUNDERBOLT, THUNDERBOLT!!! | Also rumor has it that a LARP'er knows that it is tomorrow. and the LARP'ers are all knowing!<---As a LARPer, CONFIRMED <THUNDERBOLT, THUNDERBOLT, THUNDERBOLT!!! | ||
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTFWmdvBbZE signs its Flunk Day. Despite it being from last year. | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTFWmdvBbZE signs its Flunk Day. Despite it being from last year. | ||
− | Zeus and | + | Zeus and velociraptor spotted meeting with Helmut. The day approaches! <-- CONFIRMED |
Sue Hulett just sent a mysterious email pushing a big assignment (due tomorrow) back until next week. Flunk? <-- During fifth period, I overheard her telling another teacher about Flunk Day. She implied that she knew when Flunk Day was, and they both giggled impishly. | Sue Hulett just sent a mysterious email pushing a big assignment (due tomorrow) back until next week. Flunk? <-- During fifth period, I overheard her telling another teacher about Flunk Day. She implied that she knew when Flunk Day was, and they both giggled impishly. | ||
− | 7:47PM Bunnies w/ babies outside of Wiliston. FLUNK DAY BUNNIES!!!! <-- | + | 7:47PM Bunnies w/ babies outside of Wiliston. FLUNK DAY BUNNIES!!!! <-- They flunked without protection |
Saw Jack Moore hydrating at dinner....MUST BE FLUNK DAY! | Saw Jack Moore hydrating at dinner....MUST BE FLUNK DAY! | ||
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People are already DRUNK on campus!!! It MUST be flunk day! | People are already DRUNK on campus!!! It MUST be flunk day! | ||
− | Saw a black squirrel...FLUNK DAY!?! <-- CONFIRMED | + | Saw a black squirrel...FLUNK DAY!?! <-- CONFIRMED. he lives in a tree outside exec <---- he also has a restraining order against Olivia Williams <----Not funny.....anyways the black squirrel was spotted in a golf cart with debbie southern surveying the mud pit. <----CONFIRMED |
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− | + | THIS COULD BE HUGE! <-- CONFIRMED! <-- THIS COULD BE HUGE! <-- HUGE DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW HUGE THIS IS! <----- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! <-- CONFIRMED! | |
− | + | 8:00 Debbie Southern seen doing battle with Doctor Doom outside SMC. <--- 8:15, Doctor Doom seen with ice pack on head, surveying mud pit. Flunk Day? | |
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==Thursday, April 28== | ==Thursday, April 28== | ||
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There will be golfers golfing on this day, but the planners don't seem to really care about golf too much. | There will be golfers golfing on this day, but the planners don't seem to really care about golf too much. | ||
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Today, (april 14) Helmut said that he does not know the date of flunk day, and that they will only inform him of the date two weeks before. Therefore flunk day must be on or after april 28. It is possible that helmut was just messing with me. | Today, (april 14) Helmut said that he does not know the date of flunk day, and that they will only inform him of the date two weeks before. Therefore flunk day must be on or after april 28. It is possible that helmut was just messing with me. | ||
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Inside information from the sports information desk says that if a possible "date" were to be selected for flunk day, "I would bet all my money on April 28th" | Inside information from the sports information desk says that if a possible "date" were to be selected for flunk day, "I would bet all my money on April 28th" | ||
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Because now we like the Golf team, two years ago it was filled with ass hole super douche bags that NOBODY liked. Let's not screw them again and let's all be thankful that those guys are GONE. | Because now we like the Golf team, two years ago it was filled with ass hole super douche bags that NOBODY liked. Let's not screw them again and let's all be thankful that those guys are GONE. | ||
− | It's Flunk Day | + | It's Flunk Day planner Britt Anderson's birthday today! Hmmm... It's definitely on Britt's birthday. FLUNK DAY IS THURSDAY! |
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− | + | Britt seemed especially stressed and worried about this week. She claims to have two "midterms". Two of her classes don't have midterms. Clearly a front. | |
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==Monday, May 2== | ==Monday, May 2== | ||
+ | THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ||
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+ | no. it is rarely on a monday. at least unlikely... <---- according to a stastical analysis of 20 Years of Flunk days Monday is 24% of Flunk Days | ||
+ | It was a Monday last year. <--- It is highly unlikely that they will have Flunk Day on two Mondays in a row. Highly unlikely. <--- Monday May 2nd equals Flunk Day. Bitches | ||
− | + | May Faculty meeting rescheduled from the 2nd to the 9th! Faculty say a sketchy reason was given. <== Roger rescheduled the meeting, and he doesn't know when Flunk Day is. The faculty meeting is irrelevant. <-- Silly freshmen, of COURSE Roger knows when Flunk Day is. A professor apparently told a student that it was rescheduled because "both the President and the Dean will be out of town." Hmmmm... sketchy indeed.. | |
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− | May Faculty meeting rescheduled from the 2nd to the 9th! Faculty say a sketchy reason was given. <== Roger rescheduled the meeting, and he doesn't know when Flunk Day is. The faculty meeting is irrelevant. <-- Silly freshmen, of COURSE Roger knows when Flunk Day is. A professor apparently told a student that it was rescheduled because "both the President and the Dean will be out of town." Hmmmm... sketchy indeed.. | ||
Calendar is clear on this day. | Calendar is clear on this day. | ||
− | According to Andy Civettini's analysis of Flunk Day data, Flunk Day has a 51% chance of occurring this week. | + | According to Andy Civettini's analysis of Flunk Day data, Flunk Day has a 51% chance of occurring this week. <--- Who gave you this info, he won't even share it with the fucking class <--- Not your class. <--- We have a professor in this thread. |
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− | + | Senior class speaker scheduled this evening. Seniors obviously do not care if there speaker meeting is rescheduled. TODAY MUST BE FLUNK DAY <-----I heard this meeting is not real. The real senior speaker meeting is the following week. <-- False, but it was scheduled just last week, so obviously it doesn't prevent Flunk Day. | |
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==Tuesday, May 3== | ==Tuesday, May 3== | ||
Gale Scholars are being inducted this day so it is very very unlikely for flunk day to be tuesday. Nobody is going to mess with the Gale Scholars, they are in Jr. High. So unless it is a lie that the Gale Scholars are going to be there, no flunk day. | Gale Scholars are being inducted this day so it is very very unlikely for flunk day to be tuesday. Nobody is going to mess with the Gale Scholars, they are in Jr. High. So unless it is a lie that the Gale Scholars are going to be there, no flunk day. | ||
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What, it's not like they've never seen someone shitfaced. And if they haven't, it's an important part of an education. Clearly the Flunk Day Planners are trying to throw us off the scent. May 3rd is Flunk Day! | What, it's not like they've never seen someone shitfaced. And if they haven't, it's an important part of an education. Clearly the Flunk Day Planners are trying to throw us off the scent. May 3rd is Flunk Day! | ||
Further, the Gale House is off-campus on North St. Well away from our muddy carnage. Martha's lies continue. | Further, the Gale House is off-campus on North St. Well away from our muddy carnage. Martha's lies continue. | ||
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Don’t listen to this, I know for sure it isn’t this coming tuesday. -> This coming Tuesday is April 25th. | Don’t listen to this, I know for sure it isn’t this coming tuesday. -> This coming Tuesday is April 25th. | ||
− | + | Campus Life and OSD have "training" schedule all day...suspicious?--> Training for the beer olympics! It's flunk day, BITCHES! | |
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==Wednesday, May 4== | ==Wednesday, May 4== | ||
− | APO's Blood Drive is on this day. Last year's Spring drive was on Flunk Day, therefore it must be the 4th! | + | APO's Blood Drive is on this day. Last year's Spring drive was on Flunk Day, therefore it must be the 4th! -->> APO's blood drive was CANCELED and has to be re-scheduled! No reason was given! |
The Dan Savage event is on this day. Why would Shag bring Dan Savage two years in a row? Someone said if events aren't sent into Student life before like March, they can't be considered to be saved from Flunk day. A. Is this true? B. When was this event scheduled? PLEASE RESPOND!!!! COULD BE HUGE!!! --> Yes, this is true, and I'm pretty sure they decided on bringing in Dan Savage waaaaay after the day for Flunk Day had been picked...-->> They sent out the survey to bring him over SPRING BREAK. How was his schedule free on such short notice? | The Dan Savage event is on this day. Why would Shag bring Dan Savage two years in a row? Someone said if events aren't sent into Student life before like March, they can't be considered to be saved from Flunk day. A. Is this true? B. When was this event scheduled? PLEASE RESPOND!!!! COULD BE HUGE!!! --> Yes, this is true, and I'm pretty sure they decided on bringing in Dan Savage waaaaay after the day for Flunk Day had been picked...-->> They sent out the survey to bring him over SPRING BREAK. How was his schedule free on such short notice? | ||
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^this is obviously an elaborate ploy by Gabe Paz to get belligerently drunk with Dan Savage.<---CONFIRMED! <--This could be HUGE!<--CONFIRMED! Just spoke to a very drunk Gabe Paz in the Rog Lodge! | ^this is obviously an elaborate ploy by Gabe Paz to get belligerently drunk with Dan Savage.<---CONFIRMED! <--This could be HUGE!<--CONFIRMED! Just spoke to a very drunk Gabe Paz in the Rog Lodge! | ||
− | They paid over $10,000 to bring him. Flunk Day is not May 4.--->>Or maybe he's just the evening entertainment.<----- Union Board scheduled Dan Savage wayyyy after flunk day was picked. Reportedly a business club member was upset at something about the Dan Savage event. Apparently this is in the working to be rescheduled...---> FALSE! Roger is the biggest donor to the event today is not flunk day--> Roger doesn't know when Flunk Day is so it doesn't matter! shag would get pissed --->Yeah, it would be unfortunate, but considering Flunk Day was planned before SHAG decided to bring Dan Savage in, it's not like they can do anything about it and it's not the Flunk day planners' faults. | + | They paid over $10,000 to bring him. Flunk Day is not May 4.--->>Or maybe he's just the evening entertainment.<----- Union Board scheduled Dan Savage wayyyy after flunk day was picked. Reportedly a business club member was upset at something about the Dan Savage event. Apparently this is in the working to be rescheduled...---> FALSE! Roger is the biggest donor to the event today is not flunk day--> Roger doesn't know when Flunk Day is so it doesn't matter! shag would get pissed --->Yeah, it would be unfortunate, but considering Flunk Day was planned before SHAG decided to bring Dan Savage in, it's not like they can do anything about it and it's not the Flunk day planners' faults. |
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==Thursday, May 5== | ==Thursday, May 5== | ||
− | + | since flunk day last year was so cold, the planners might plan it even later to ensure warmth. May 5th is always warm. IT'S SCIENCE. | |
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A Cinco de Mayo Flunk Day? yeah right. YEAH! RIGHT? | A Cinco de Mayo Flunk Day? yeah right. YEAH! RIGHT? | ||
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El dia de flunk returns!!!!1 | El dia de flunk returns!!!!1 | ||
− | CINCO DE DRINK-O! There is nothing real on the calendar. Today is Flunk day. | + | CINCO DE DRINK-O! There is nothing real on the calendar. Today is Flunk day. |
− | There are a significant number of alums visiting on this day.---> didn't alums show up to last years flunk day? <--alums ALWAYS show up, and sometimes they know loooong before depending on how gossipy the | + | There are a significant number of alums visiting on this day.---> didn't alums show up to last years flunk day? <--alums ALWAYS show up, and sometimes they know loooong before depending on how gossipy the planners are, get with it! |
− | + | ==Wednesday, May 11== | |
+ | Exit the King opens on this day.--> since Knox theater sucks it'll be this day --> rude, Knox theatre is the tits | ||
− | + | It must be Flunk Day. Instead of a monarchy, we have a democracy; thus, instead of a king we have a president; thus, king = equivalent of president. ROGER TAYLOR IS RETIRING, thus, Exit the King = Exit Roger Taylor; thus, Flunk Day = celebration of Roger Taylor, thus, FLUNK DAY IS TODAY! | |
− | + | There is also a Dining Etiquette Class on this day, and Terrie Saline told me she didn't want it to happen then. -->> OH MAN NOT DINING ETIQUETTE!! -->> i would gladly trade a lifetime of dining etiquette perfection for one flunk day. o the power and the glory. | |
− | + | ==Flunk Day email, wherefore art thou?== | |
+ | ^wherefore=why, wherefore != where. Stop making our college look dumb. (I would be more concerned with people making our college look like pretentious fucks who over react when someone gets the meaning of "wherefore" wrong. My god, what is wrong with you?) | ||
+ | Union Board has already signed up for shifts, in past years this has happened only hours or days before flunk day. | ||
+ | The TKS Flunk Day issue has been reportedly moved from its original resting place. | ||
+ | Flunk day Friars are only allowed to enter their names on golden tickets until today. | ||
+ | Hypothesis: the flunk day email will go out this Tuesday, therefore Wednesday April 20th, will be flunk day to throw everyone off. This is why the flunk day email hasn't gone out yet, they're waiting until just before the real day comes along. | ||
− | + | Liz, do you really think a 420 Flunk Day will actually happen? Also, you're a senior. Can we trust you? | |
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− | + | Flunk Day won't happen on 420 because that is the Cirque de Soleil trip and many people, who have paid money to go, will be disappointed. Also, Union Board puts on the Cirque Du Soleil trip. Wouldn't have happened if it was flunk day. --> Has anyone confirmed tickets were ACTUALLY purchased? | |
− | + | ==Flunk Day T-Shirts== | |
− | + | This is an odd thing this year. Would the planners really be stupid enough to wait to distribute the t-shirts until the day of? I doubt.<--I heard purchased shirts will be stuffed in one's mailbox. <-Shirts HAVE been stuffed in mailboxes! | |
− | + | So, I think that as long as the shirts are out of our hands, so is El Dia de Flunk. | |
− | + | ==Mud Pit== | |
+ | The Mud Pit was helped along by maintenance 4/19/11 at around 10am, clearly tomorrow is Flunk Day.... | ||
− | + | But they put SAND in it. They're trying to fill it in so the rain doesn't help it along.--> Don't fret, the mud pit will be in full glory come flunk day. | |
− | + | GET ON THIS SHIT. For real. Every day I see the sorry abomination we are currently calling the mud pit and I'm concerned it aren't further along than this. |