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| | [9:19PM] FLUNK FUCKING CONFIRMED http://imgur.com/N9pkGIU | | [9:19PM] FLUNK FUCKING CONFIRMED http://imgur.com/N9pkGIU |
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| − | Hot take: Bob ordered a climbing wall to throw everyone off the scent and flunk day isn't tomorrow but TUESDAY. Everyone will be so disappointed that tomorrow isn't flunk day so they wont think about the rock wall again when it stays there for Tuesday? Evidence? It's JUST the rock wall. nothing else. so far nothing has been found and it's just everyone saying they're pre-gaming. There's never been a monday flunk AND the Theatre professor think. Don't think the flunk's going yet.
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| − | [11:07 pm] Bobby buckets seen at walmart preparing for the night of flunk???????
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| − | ^^^^^^^^^ SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING BOB WOULD SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED
| + | The license plates on the truck say U.S. GOVERNMENT and GOVERNMENT USE ONLY. So maybe the feds are bringing the flunk, but it seems weird and unlikely that this company would have government trucks? |
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| − | I think bob's pushing this too hard. He wants us to think it's tomorrow.
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| − | [2:00am] Thundering, Bad weather. Probably not today. <—- Weather doesn’t determine if Flunk happens or not.
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| − | [2:17am] Mysterious metal/mechanical noises that aren’t of the regular locomotive sort heard from the Quads. Setting up for the big day?
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| − | [3:00am] Sites seem clear, no sign of Flunk Day. What does “Punished Squidward” know...
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| − | ^^^ they NEVER set up this early. They're usually just starting to set up the first stuff around the time that the friars go out. The workers had to drive 3 hours to get here, do you really think they want to get up at 3am to set shit up? Still don't think it's Monday tho. I think this is the most legendary scare of all time orchestrated by Bob.
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| − | [5:50am] No sign of anything. Guess we got to wait 10 minutes to see if we get a rain flunk day or a very elaborate scare.
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| − | [6:05am] No email, no friars. The trucks did not precede the flunk as they always have. I feel that if they are still there by mid afternoon, flunk day is tuesday.
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| − | | + | ^^^ The rock wall truck or the truck with a trailer? Pics? |
| − | Goddamn it, Bob.<Bob deserves to be expelled
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| | ==April 30, 2019 (Tue)== | | ==April 30, 2019 (Tue)== |
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| | If Flunk Day isn't Monday, then the trucks really suggest this day. | | If Flunk Day isn't Monday, then the trucks really suggest this day. |
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| − | [1:30pm] An older man delivers two hefty boxes to Andrew's office. I ran after him and asked what were inside the boxes. He suspiciously responded "I'm not sure." https://imgur.com/a/JHJ1EQo Heard from some newer UB members that these were indeed the shirts. Possible evidence for it being tomorrow or Wednesday.
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| − | Stuart Allison cancelled lab at Green Oaks for this day because of a “ 100% chance of thunderstorms in the afternoon” and “safety concerns”... hmm yeah... RIGHT... smells a lot like petrichor and FLUNK
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| − | {4:50pm} Andrew Salemi spotted walking out of the caf carrying one of those big orange drink cooler things. He went the way of the Union Board office. Flunk Day tomorrow CONFIRMED
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| − | The representative of the SEA semester will be here this day...........
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| − | Flash flood warning...under the sea indeed
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| − | [6:55 pm] Andrew isn't at the Intro to Leadership course because he's "on call". Is he really on call, or is he doing his last minute flunk prep? -checked the RA calendar. He is on call.
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| − | There is a table set up outside the Gizmo, this could be left over from an event last week BUT they had all this time to pack it up. They left it out because they knew Flunk Day was this week?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? -->[https://imgur.com/a/kStivEM] <---- BiG iF tRuE !! <-------sorry to burst your bubble, they're left over from pie a pi phi
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| − | If Flunk is this week it is imperative that the pit becomes muddy. There must be mud in the pit. The soil will be stimulated and as a result it will turn into mud, the more stimulation, the more mud.
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| − | Could be The Biggest Scare Yet, but frankly, I don't think there's enough hype for that to be Bob's intention. Tomorrow it is! Never have I been so excited to get hypothermia.
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| − | The truck that was there last night was gone as of 4PM Monday. I will go out and check hotels tonight but that makes me think it's not Tuesday. << Maybe they went to hide in Monmouth?
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| − | [9:51 pm] trucks spotted https://i.imgur.com/dlq8R9X.jpg <--where at?
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| − | ^^^ That photo is older than me, nice try Bob. <- Hey I took that pic! Hotels by Target!
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| − | Union Board makes Instagram post claiming that they will be selling shirts this week. Flunk Day ruled out? <---- I saw some UBers & Bob going into a meeting, maybe Andrew is trying to throw them off as well... (or shirts sold this week = shirts sold ON Flunk Day this week) <---- Might be a trick because they saw that the shirts arriving was leaked on the Wiki Fire?
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| − | [10:40 pm] Sources tell me that today student workers in the cafeteria had to "shuck like 8 boxes of corn on the cob for tomorrow" and one of the workers straight up told them that "Flunk day is tomorrow."
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| − | "Does the kitchen know something we don't?" asks one student, "Yes, they do," answered the student worker, "Whether they are telling the truth or not, that's debatable."
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| − | ^^^^^ FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!! get your stash ready!!!
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| − | [11:05 pm] truck by Target is real. Held a first year hostage as proof
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| − | Are there more or just this one truck? I’m not feeling convinced by one van<<< that company “specializes in entertaining young people at college events.” <= yeah I can see that it’s on the van I’m just saying one van does not equal flunk day, yesterday one rock wall (a lot bigger than a van) did not equal flunk. Several vans and trucks will be more convincing.
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| − | @Bob I will kms if flunk is not tuesday bro...
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| − | Post 9 reeks of Pot. Do they know something we don't?
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| − | Prospective students asked to visit tomorrow and they were told no. Meanwhile, prospective students are coming Wednesday and Thursday
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| − | [5:37 am] A strange quietness has fallen over the Wikifire and campus. Could it really not be Flunk Day?
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| − | [6:01am] Happy flunk day
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| − | [6:06 am] SIKE!!!! HAPPY FLUNK BOIS!
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| | ==May 1, 2019 (Wed)== | | ==May 1, 2019 (Wed)== |
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| | this day would be the most convenient for me so it will be this day | | this day would be the most convenient for me so it will be this day |
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| − | Golf travels this day and the AD assured them they wouldn't be F*cked over again - but it's golf, who cares ? << we all do.
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| − | [[Laura Lane]] confirmed: Flunk Day is NOT Wednesday due to her reserving the date for the choir’s dress rehearsal with orchestra. <-- Laura does not know this for sure! Professors can request days to not be flunk day but they aren't guaranteed!! <-- yeah but if Laura Lane's dress rehearsal gets canceled for Flunk Day, heads WILL roll.
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| | ==May 2, 2019 (Thu)== | | ==May 2, 2019 (Thu)== |
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| | Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly. | | Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly. |
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| − | Reportedly the date a lot of people in the Advancement Office are guessing
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| − | Senior Deja Jenkins’s birthday, Flunk (2?!?) confirmed
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| | ==May 9, 2019 (Thu)== | | ==May 9, 2019 (Thu)== |
