Editing Hannah McMahon

Hannah McMahon, '11, is a bitch. She never removes her bitchface. If you get to know her, you will understand that even though she doesn't mean to be a bitch, she can't help it. She is also an enormous fan of rugby, enjoys tackling people (especially while the subject is intoxicated), and kicking people in the butt with a very odd twist of the leg. She is known for going to date party and being so fucked up after 5 minutes that she has to leave. Hannah used to be boring, but now she drinks everyday. Who knew someone as little as her would have such a big liver? She can be found anywhere that serves alcohol. Despite the fact that she looks like she's 16, she is not carded at any alcoholic establishments (Sharon knows her by name). Hannah's dad visits Galesburg once a term. Her mixture of King Cobra and excitement then leads her to puke on her bedroom floor (usually after being out for about 5 minutes). Her dad also slapped Tim Lee in the face and punched Alex Jandernoa in the arm. Whenever Papa McMahon comes, they both get too fucked up to function. Hannah's most recognizable qulaity is her frugality. In other words, she's a cheap mother fucker. She only drinks 40's because they're less than $2 and get the job done. However, she complains everytime she goes to the Quickie because the price has risen by 20 cents in the past two terms. If she were a cool econ major, she would know about inflation. She claims to play the violin, but this is probably a lie.

Hannah McMahon, '11, is a bitch. She never removes her bitchface. If you get to know her, you will understand that even though she doesn't mean to be a bitch, she can't help it. She is also an enormous fan of rugby, enjoys tackling people (especially while the subject is intoxicated), and kicking people in the butt with a very odd twist of the leg. She is known for going to date party and being so fucked up after 5 minutes that she has to leave. Hannah used to be boring, but now she drinks everyday. Who knew someone as little as her would have such a big liver? She can be found anywhere that serves alcohol. Despite the fact that she looks like she's 16, she is not carded at any alcoholic establishments (Sharon knows her by name). Hannah's dad visits Galesburg once a term. Her mixture of King Cobra and excitement then leads her to puke on her bedroom floor (usually after being out for about 5 minutes). Her dad also slapped Tim Lee in the face and punched Alex Jandernoa in the arm. Whenever Papa McMahon comes, they both get too fucked up to function. Hannah's most recognizable qulaity is her frugality. In other words, she's a cheap mother fucker. She only drinks 40's because they're less than $2 and get the job done. However, she complains everytime she goes to the Quickie because the price has risen by 20 cents in the past two terms. If she were a cool econ major, she would know about inflation. She claims to play the violin, but this is probably a lie.

[[Category:Class of 2011]]

[[Category:Class of 2011]]