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Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]] and is widely considered to be a [[hot piece of ass]]. He was also a member of the [[Honor Board]].  He took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]]. He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.
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Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]]. He was also a member of the [[Honor Board]].  He was pretty cool, but then he took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]]. He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.  His goodbye party involved [[drama]].
  
He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty JediOne of them was Mace Windu.
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Matt was well known for his cavalier disregard for his own health.  He has been known to drink 21 shots in a sitting.  He once broke a window in Sherwin-Neifert while drunkenly knocking on it, and required a few dozen stitches/staples up his armDespite the fact that he is allergic to gluten, one night shortly before his return to Oregon he ate dinner at an Olive Garden and then drank a couple of [[40-ounce|40s]].
  
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He did, however, "keep the [[freaks]] away" quite admirably.
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[[Jesus]] doesn't want him for a sunbeam.
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