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been added for clarification of the bizarre space-time anomalies surrounding Neal 1. | been added for clarification of the bizarre space-time anomalies surrounding Neal 1. | ||
− | Neal 1 is traditionally occupied by enormous egos. As a side effect of this requirement each incoming group of residents believes themselves to be enormously greater than the last. The | + | Neal 1 is traditionally occupied by enormous egos. As a side effect of this requirement each incoming group of residents believes themselves to be enormously greater than the last. The phenomonen creates a duality of perspectives. |
− | Since both groups have egos large enough to declare their opinions to be fact, the following | + | Since both groups have egos large enough to declare their opinions to be fact, the following contridiction arises: |
*Each incoming group is certainly greater than the last by an order of magnitude. | *Each incoming group is certainly greater than the last by an order of magnitude. | ||
*Each leaving group is certainly greater than the incoming group by an order of magnitude. | *Each leaving group is certainly greater than the incoming group by an order of magnitude. | ||
− | In [[Mathematics]] this is a contradiction, however due to the principles of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Mechanics quantum mechanics] we find the two facts actually reside in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superposition quantum superposition] — that is, both facts are simultaneously true and not true | + | In [[Mathematics]] this is a contradiction, however due to the principles of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Mechanics quantum mechanics] we find the two facts actually reside in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superposition quantum superposition] — that is, both facts are simultaneously true and not true. Thus we can declare all of the following predicates as valid: |
*The new residents of Neal 1 will certainly suck | *The new residents of Neal 1 will certainly suck | ||
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*The old residents of Neal 1 will certainly live on as the greatest of the Neal 1 residents | *The old residents of Neal 1 will certainly live on as the greatest of the Neal 1 residents | ||
*The old residents of Neal 1 certainly sucked | *The old residents of Neal 1 certainly sucked | ||
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==2007 Residents== | ==2007 Residents== | ||
The residents of Neal 1 in 2007 were insane. They never did anything wrong. They were also the best looking suite on the entire campus. | The residents of Neal 1 in 2007 were insane. They never did anything wrong. They were also the best looking suite on the entire campus. | ||
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*[[Emman Mascariñas]] | *[[Emman Mascariñas]] | ||
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+ | *[[Lyall Wallerstedt]] | ||
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+ | *[[Elliot McKinley]] | ||
*[[Jake Whipple]] | *[[Jake Whipple]] | ||
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*[[John Perleberg]] | *[[John Perleberg]] | ||
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[[Category:Housing]] | [[Category:Housing]] | ||
[[Category:Suites]] | [[Category:Suites]] | ||
− | Can the new residents of Neal (2007-2008) handle the awesome power of Neal? | + | Can the new residents of Neal (2007-2008) handle the awesome power of Neal? I don't think so. |
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