Difference between revisions of "Alex Clark"
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| − | + | A basic summary would go like this: She is the fucking shit. | |
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| − | Seductive Fem-Bot | + | ==Seductive Fem-Bot== |
| + | Alex believes in the ability to express herself freely through the art form of sexual expression. On a regular day Alex can be found soulfully gyrating to beat of tribal drums and/or GUNTHER. Do not cross this sly minx in fear of falling penalty to DOUNKER TIME or DEATH. | ||
| + | ==Lovable Mentor== | ||
| + | Alex has the ability to mold young minds and shape the world for a better tomorrow. From observing her I have learned that plagiarisms is bad, clammy hands are inevitable, and snitches are bitches and deserve to be punished. She continuously shows me the way of life and how to survive in this crazy mixed up world. | ||
| + | ==Maternal Figure== | ||
| + | Alex loves kids and plans to have at least 5. | ||
| − | + | ==Overall== | |
| − | + | '''Alexandra Denise Clark''' is a lovable human being who enjoys road-trips to [[Discount Liquor|Discount]], delegating party decorations, slapping people in the face, violating personal space, laughing in people's faces, going to the [[oak-room]], [[drinking]] several young men under the table, converting nuns to prostitution, and being a fucking bad-ass. | |
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Revision as of 23:25, 7 October 2007
A basic summary would go like this: She is the fucking shit.
Seductive Fem-Bot
Alex believes in the ability to express herself freely through the art form of sexual expression. On a regular day Alex can be found soulfully gyrating to beat of tribal drums and/or GUNTHER. Do not cross this sly minx in fear of falling penalty to DOUNKER TIME or DEATH.
Lovable Mentor
Alex has the ability to mold young minds and shape the world for a better tomorrow. From observing her I have learned that plagiarisms is bad, clammy hands are inevitable, and snitches are bitches and deserve to be punished. She continuously shows me the way of life and how to survive in this crazy mixed up world.
Maternal Figure
Alex loves kids and plans to have at least 5.
Overall
Alexandra Denise Clark is a lovable human being who enjoys road-trips to Discount, delegating party decorations, slapping people in the face, violating personal space, laughing in people's faces, going to the oak-room, drinking several young men under the table, converting nuns to prostitution, and being a fucking bad-ass.
