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Reuvan Perlman is pretty good at imitating bears. He likes movies and music-like things and draws cats pretty well. He has a very low, distinctive voice that resonates for miles and miles. He has SCIATICA. It sounds like an awesome band, but sadly, it is not. In addition, Reuven dances like a dancing fiend. He has been encouraged to grow his beard out, but refuses. The reason for this refusal remains unknown. Reuven can shoot bolts of fire from his eyes. Rumor has it that on moonlight nights he transforms into a caterpillar and roams the countryside, ravishing everything therein. It has been widely reputed that he was raised by a leopard. He keeps a harem.
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Reuvan Perlman is pretty good at imitating bears. He likes movies and music-like things and draws cats pretty well. He has a very low, distinctive voice that resonates for miles and miles. In addition, Reuven dances like a dancing fiend. He has been encouraged to grow his beard out, but refuses. The reason for this refusal remains unknown. Reuven can shoot bolts of fire from his eyes. Rumor has it that on moonlight nights he transforms into a caterpillar and roams the countryside, ravishing everything therein. It has been widely reputed that he was raised by a leopard. He keeps a harem.
  
 
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Revision as of 00:10, 20 October 2007

Reuvan Perlman is pretty good at imitating bears. He likes movies and music-like things and draws cats pretty well. He has a very low, distinctive voice that resonates for miles and miles. In addition, Reuven dances like a dancing fiend. He has been encouraged to grow his beard out, but refuses. The reason for this refusal remains unknown. Reuven can shoot bolts of fire from his eyes. Rumor has it that on moonlight nights he transforms into a caterpillar and roams the countryside, ravishing everything therein. It has been widely reputed that he was raised by a leopard. He keeps a harem.