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| − | There's lots of them on campus. They tend to live in the window wells around [[Simonds-Drew-Longden-Griffith|Fourname]]. Occasionally they eat a wandering, lost [[first year]]. | + | [[Image:Cougar.jpg|right|thumb|Ladies, ladies. Settle down.]]There's lots of them on campus. They tend to live in the window wells around [[Simonds-Drew-Longden-Griffith|Fourname]]. Occasionally they eat a wandering, lost [[first year]]. The Knox cougars are notorious for being very suave and charming towards you at first, especially if you are [[Class of 2012|female]]. You will be mesmerized by their feline wiles, helpless when they spring upon you, sinking their fangs deep into your tender, succulent flesh. [[Image:Storey_cougar.jpg|left|thumb|A sighting at Lake Storey. Watch out. They can swim. And fly. There is nowhere you can hide.]] |
Latest revision as of 19:11, 4 June 2008
There's lots of them on campus. They tend to live in the window wells around Fourname. Occasionally they eat a wandering, lost first year. The Knox cougars are notorious for being very suave and charming towards you at first, especially if you are female. You will be mesmerized by their feline wiles, helpless when they spring upon you, sinking their fangs deep into your tender, succulent flesh.
