Difference between revisions of "Chris Bakka"
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| − | + | A creative writing major and your friend. He can often be found wasting time, and is easily recognizable from a distance by his shiny snorkle jacket and, on a good day, his hair. | |
| − | He is whatever you say he is. This is Knox, people, and just like everyone else, 99% of the shit you've heard about him is probably | + | He is whatever you say he is -- except not. This is Knox, people, and just like everyone else, 99% of the shit you've heard about him is filtered through people who don't even know him and is probably false. |
Oh. And no matter what time it is, chances are, he just ate a bagel pizza five minutes ago. | Oh. And no matter what time it is, chances are, he just ate a bagel pizza five minutes ago. | ||
Revision as of 22:41, 21 January 2009
A creative writing major and your friend. He can often be found wasting time, and is easily recognizable from a distance by his shiny snorkle jacket and, on a good day, his hair.
He is whatever you say he is -- except not. This is Knox, people, and just like everyone else, 99% of the shit you've heard about him is filtered through people who don't even know him and is probably false.
Oh. And no matter what time it is, chances are, he just ate a bagel pizza five minutes ago.
