Difference between revisions of "Julia F. Shenkar"
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Julia knows who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. It was her. | Julia knows who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. It was her. | ||
Julia is a 73 year old woman. She was born in 1936. Her body stopped developing at age 19 and here she is today. | Julia is a 73 year old woman. She was born in 1936. Her body stopped developing at age 19 and here she is today. | ||
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+ | You have probably seen Julia sitting with her back facing either the dish room or the front wall of the caf with [[Maggie Linck]]. They are not in love. | ||
She will fail to acknowledge the existence of those around her regardless of familiarity. | She will fail to acknowledge the existence of those around her regardless of familiarity. |
Revision as of 08:06, 21 September 2009
Julia knows who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. It was her.
Julia is a 73 year old woman. She was born in 1936. Her body stopped developing at age 19 and here she is today.
You have probably seen Julia sitting with her back facing either the dish room or the front wall of the caf with Maggie Linck. They are not in love.
She will fail to acknowledge the existence of those around her regardless of familiarity.
Julia likes Banana Laffy Taffy, hemlock trees and Wes Anderson films.
She is from Detroit, so watch ya back.
Julia idolizes Louise Brooks.
Julia is better than you.
Julia will hereafter be known as la femme Abe. Even though women shouldn't define themselves by men. And even though that isn't really proper French. Or proper anything.