Difference between revisions of "Anna Emmerling"

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Anna Emmerling is your typical Knox College student

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-Anna Emmerling is your typical Knox College student: poor, unmotivated, and undersexed.
+Anna Emmerling is your typical Knox College student
-She likes stuff, like [[Pi Beta Phi]] and [[Amelia Garcia]] and especially making awkward sexual advances on all those she has just met. It's how she tests your level of awesome.
-Anna's life motto: ''When all else fails, hump the pain away''. She lives by this motto vigorously. Oh, I mean '''vigorously'''.
-'''She also desperately wants you to draw a big, fat penis on Stubbs'''. If you are not sure what to make of this, contact [[Amelia Garcia]] for more information.