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| − | '''SOBER SHANNON'''
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| − | Much to her dismay, Shannon gets turned on by people who look like her brother. Penguins also turn her on, partly due to their unnecessary wings. She is infatuated with horses, her Irish background (check out her ass for proof), and funny noises. She is a proud member of the defeated Volleyball team, and makes sure to always have her Spandies with her. She is really generous; she can often be found opening doors, even if she goes through first. And sometimes, when it's really late at night, if you are REALLY quiet...you can hear her soft moans in the distance as she masturbates to galloping horses.
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| − | '''DRUNK SHANNON'''
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| − | When she is rampaging around campus, she can be found holding a bag of Cheetos. Beware though. Do NOT try to take them away. Distract with more food, if need be. Shannon is a lovely girl who plans to get by on her looks. That said, you can also distract her by holding up a camera and telling her she is reallllly pretty.
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| − | '''SUMMARY'''
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| − | So basically, Shannon is a girl who thinks she is pretty enough to get by on her looks, but knows deep down that she has to turn to animals for pleasure.
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