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Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City.  He dated Kienan Crawford-Mackin during his two years at Knox (2008-2010). They broke up on May 4, 2010 (because he was a douchebag).  
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Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City.  He dated [[Kienan Crawford-Mackin]] during his two years at Knox (2008-2010). They broke up on May 4, 2010 (because he was a douchebag).  
 
He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to not having the appropriate government clearance rating.
 
He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to not having the appropriate government clearance rating.
  

Revision as of 15:47, 20 April 2011

Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City. He dated Kienan Crawford-Mackin during his two years at Knox (2008-2010). They broke up on May 4, 2010 (because he was a douchebag). He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to not having the appropriate government clearance rating.

We do know that Matt Wheaton is lame, and that he is tall. It's a start. Slowly we will piece this puzzle together.

UPDATE: He continues to act like a douchebag.