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Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City. He dated [[Kienan Crawford-Mackin]] during his two years at Knox (2008-2010). They broke up on May 4, 2010 (because he was a douchebag). One year later...same sad story of him not being even close to "over it."
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Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City. He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to not having the appropriate government clearance rating.
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We do know that Matt Wheaton is awesome, and that he is tall. It's a start. Slowly we will piece this puzzle together.
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He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to being a secretive wuss.
 
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We do know that Matt Wheaton is lame, and that he is tall. It's a start. Slowly we will piece this sad, sad puzzle together.
 
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UPDATE: He continues to act like a douchebag.
 

Latest revision as of 21:54, 20 April 2011

Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City. He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to not having the appropriate government clearance rating. We do know that Matt Wheaton is awesome, and that he is tall. It's a start. Slowly we will piece this puzzle together.

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