Difference between revisions of "Hassan Massoud"

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me: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy
 
me: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy
 
Hassan: yeah
 
Hassan: yeah
  i am skeptical
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i am skeptical
  but peeling a kiwi is a rough exercise
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but peeling a kiwi is a rough exercise
 
me: what, are you fighting with someone here?
 
me: what, are you fighting with someone here?
  or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?
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or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?
 
Hassan: the latter
 
Hassan: the latter
 
me: here is what you do:
 
me: here is what you do:
  (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this)
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(i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this)
  cut the thing in half
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cut the thing in half
  on it's short side
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on it's short side
  know what i mean?
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know what i mean?
  then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides
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then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides
 
Hassan: hold on
 
Hassan: hold on
  i just ate one
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i just ate one
  if you take a big bite without peeling
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if you take a big bite without peeling
  you can then bite directly into the flesh
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you can then bite directly into the flesh
  peel looks worse than it tastes btw
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peel looks worse than it tastes btw
  i am about to recreate the experiment to validate
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i am about to recreate the experiment to validate
 
me: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?
 
me: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?
 
Hassan: not since living in the four seasons
 
Hassan: not since living in the four seasons
  it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east
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it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east
  i only "heard" of it when i was in egypt
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i only "heard" of it when i was in egypt
 
me: kiwi is so good for you
 
me: kiwi is so good for you
 
Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times
 
Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times
  experiment validated
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experiment validated
 
me: you are a man of science
 
me: you are a man of science
 
Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling
 
Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling
 
me: i'm putting this story on teh wiki file
 
me: i'm putting this story on teh wiki file
 
Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area
 
Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area
  haha
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haha
  do it
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do it

Revision as of 11:21, 11 May 2007

Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them? me: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy Hassan: yeah i am skeptical but peeling a kiwi is a rough exercise me: what, are you fighting with someone here? or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside? Hassan: the latter me: here is what you do: (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this) cut the thing in half on it's short side know what i mean? then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides Hassan: hold on i just ate one if you take a big bite without peeling you can then bite directly into the flesh peel looks worse than it tastes btw i am about to recreate the experiment to validate me: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before? Hassan: not since living in the four seasons it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east i only "heard" of it when i was in egypt me: kiwi is so good for you Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times experiment validated me: you are a man of science Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling me: i'm putting this story on teh wiki file Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area haha do it