Hassan Massoud

Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them?

me: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy

Hassan: yeah i am skeptical but peeling a kiwi is a rough exercise

me: what, are you fighting with someone here? or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?

Hassan: the latter

me: here is what you do: (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this) cut the thing in half on it's short side know what i mean? then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides

Hassan: hold on i just ate one if you take a big bite without peeling you can then bite directly into the flesh peel looks worse than it tastes btw i am about to recreate the experiment to validate

me: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?

Hassan: not since living in the four seasons it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east i only "heard" of it when i was in egypt

me: kiwi is so good for you

Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times experiment validated

me: you are a man of science

Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling

me: i'm putting this story on teh wiki file

Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area haha do it