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| − | Pac's favorite fictitious book is Animal Farm. He was a member of [[Wolf Blitzer]]. For the 06-07 school year, he lived in [[Neal 1]]. He is from Eastern Europe by way of [[Brooklyn]], and the arms of his glasses change more often than one would suspect.
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| − | His real name is Zlatan. His old glasses made him look like a bug, but he is deathly afraid of them; weird right? These innocent glasses were involved in a near death experience in the spring of 2007. Amputation ensued. He has been reported as saying that bugs are "terrible." He also spits often when he is talking to you. He wants to be an [[Art history machine]] and has been rumored to want to spend all of his weekends talking about power dynamics and art theory with Prof. [[Greg Gilbert]]. He has many other strange mannerisms which cannot be fully explained without sound effects.
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| − | He taught [[Sandy guttman]] how to say vagina in Bosnia; it's 'muda'.
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| − | Pac is also [[Matt Baker]]'s roommate. Matt has often been heard referring to Pac as "the greatest dude ever" and his [[heterosexual lifemate]].
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| − | Pac is also the sole member of [[Physics (band)]].
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| − | Pac is famous for his wit and witicism, a witty man like himself. He is a lot more interesting in Illinois than one would suspect.
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| − | If you see Pac walking across campus, you should probably shout, "hey, Voltor!" as loudly as you can. That's the best way to gain his immediate friendship.
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