Difference between revisions of "Alex Robertson"

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Alexander Robertson (born May 18, 1989) was a student at Knox and is a member of the Class of 2011.

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-[[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear.]]
+'''Alexander Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) was a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]].
-Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew prospie party. He is a [[vegetarian]]. He plays the electric violin, which makes [[John Lane]] happy. He will be residing in [[Seymour 3B]] for 2007-2008.
-He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
-Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of alcohol).
-He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning, while his partner in crime, [[Hannah McMahon]], prefers to deface them with the effigy of a human phallus.
 [[Category:Students]]
+[[Category:Class of 2011]]