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| + | '''Alexander Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) was a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]]. |
| − | Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew [[prospie party]]. He is a [[vegetarian]]. He plays the electric violin, which makes [[John Lane]] happy. He lived in [[Seymour 3B]] with [[Ben Boor]] for the majority of [[2007-2008]]. Their room was bitchingly sweet and was filled with potted plants, fine cuisine, and naked women. He will be living in [[Jazz House]] for the duration of the [[2008-2009]] school year.
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| − | He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
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| − | Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of [[alcohol]]).
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| − | He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning.
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| − | He never takes a tray in the Caf because he has determined that the amount of food that can fit onto one plate is exactly proportional to the size of the human stomach, and therefore one should not consume more than said plate.
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Latest revision as of 20:08, 4 November 2011
Alexander Robertson (born May 18, 1989) was a student at Knox and is a member of the Class of 2011.
