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| − | Nicknamed Laughtrack, Jmaw easily has the loudest and most contagious laugh around, with decibel levels reaching over 120 dB. Has been known to laugh so loud in the cafe that everyone at other tables turn and stare, and often end up laughing themselves. | + | Nicknamed Laughtrack, Jmaw easily has the loudest and most contagious laugh around, with decibel levels reaching over 120 dB. Has been known to laugh so loud in the cafe that everyone at other tables turn and stare, and often end up laughing themselves. Unknown to much of Knox's campus Jmaw and his roomie Ben Yoder were actually Siamese twins separated at birth, using their weird twin powers they steal every woman's heart, which is Jmaw's only crime...except for MURDER! |
[[Category: Fraternity Members]] [[Category: Students]] | [[Category: Fraternity Members]] [[Category: Students]] | ||
[[Category: Sigma Chi]] | [[Category: Sigma Chi]] | ||
Revision as of 19:17, 30 January 2012
Nicknamed Laughtrack, Jmaw easily has the loudest and most contagious laugh around, with decibel levels reaching over 120 dB. Has been known to laugh so loud in the cafe that everyone at other tables turn and stare, and often end up laughing themselves. Unknown to much of Knox's campus Jmaw and his roomie Ben Yoder were actually Siamese twins separated at birth, using their weird twin powers they steal every woman's heart, which is Jmaw's only crime...except for MURDER!
