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After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts. Doug has the cajones to lead the most presigious fraternity at Knox College. No other frat has the number of nerds as Sigma Nu does, and yet, the lowest GPA. Doug will continue the tradition in presigious and fearless leadership!
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After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts, and dancing around idiotically. Doug has the cajones to lead the most prestigious fraternity at Knox College, and he will continue the tradition in prestigious and fearless leadership!
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He is also hella handsome.
 
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Latest revision as of 18:40, 11 August 2012

The leader we want.
The sideburns we need.
Doug Davison is the one.

Bio:

After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts, and dancing around idiotically. Doug has the cajones to lead the most prestigious fraternity at Knox College, and he will continue the tradition in prestigious and fearless leadership!

He is also hella handsome.

Leadership Experience[edit]

  • Lt. Commander of Sigma Nu.
  • Tae Kwon Do instructor