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HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak.
 
HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak.
  
>He is wIzak beyond his years </br>
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*He is wIzak beyond his years
>Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks</br>
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*Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks
>He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak.</br>
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*He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak.
>While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak"</br>
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*While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak"
>He is able to prioritIzak</br>
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*He is able to prioritIzak
>When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks</br>
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*When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks
>When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread...</br>
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*When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread...
>When necessary he can be quite slIzak</br>
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*When necessary he can be quite slIzak
>If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak</br>
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*If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak
>If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak</br>
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*If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak
>He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak</br>
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*He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak
>His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak</br>
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*His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak
>His favorite desert is pecan pIzak </br>
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*His favorite desert is pecan pIzak
>His favorite number is also pIzak</br>
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*His favorite number is also pIzak
>If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak</br>
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*If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak
>If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami</br>
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*If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami
>He likes soup with salad on the sIzak</br>
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*He likes soup with salad on the sIzak
>His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak</br>
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*His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak
>If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak</br>
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*If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak
>He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak</br>
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*He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak
>When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak</br>
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*When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak
>You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak?</br>
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*You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak?
>He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak</br>
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*He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak
>His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien</br>
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*His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien
>If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak</br>
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*If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak
>When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak</br>
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*When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak
>He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak</br>
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*He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak
>He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard</br>
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*He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard
>He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak</br>
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*He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak
>When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak.</br>
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*When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak
>He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care</br>
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*He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care
>His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak</br>
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*His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak
>His favorite pokemon is SableIzak </br>
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*His favorite pokemon is SableIzak
>He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak</br>
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*He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak
>We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak</br>
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*We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak
>When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one</br>
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*When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one
>And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak</br>
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*And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak
>These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks</br>
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*These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks
>His favorite show is FireflIzak</br>
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*His favorite show is FireflIzak
>He really hates puns. We applogIzak</br>
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*He really hates puns. We applogIzak
>When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak</br>
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*When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak
>His favorite kind of tea is chIzak</br>
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*His favorite kind of tea is chIzak
>When he gives a speech they will telivIzak</br>
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*When he gives a speech they will telivIzak
>We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more...</br>
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*We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more...
>Izak.</br>
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*Izak.
  
  
  
 
After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak.
 
After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak.

Revision as of 16:22, 30 September 2012

HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak.

  • He is wIzak beyond his years
  • Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks
  • He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak.
  • While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak"
  • He is able to prioritIzak
  • When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks
  • When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread...
  • When necessary he can be quite slIzak
  • If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak
  • If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak
  • He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak
  • His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak
  • His favorite desert is pecan pIzak
  • His favorite number is also pIzak
  • If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak
  • If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami
  • He likes soup with salad on the sIzak
  • His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak
  • If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak
  • He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak
  • When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak
  • You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak?
  • He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak
  • His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien
  • If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak
  • When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak
  • He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak
  • He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard
  • He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak
  • When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak
  • He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care
  • His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak
  • His favorite pokemon is SableIzak
  • He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak
  • We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak
  • When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one
  • And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak
  • These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks
  • His favorite show is FireflIzak
  • He really hates puns. We applogIzak
  • When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak
  • His favorite kind of tea is chIzak
  • When he gives a speech they will telivIzak
  • We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more...
  • Izak.


After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak.