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HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak. | HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak. | ||
| − | + | *He is wIzak beyond his years | |
| − | + | *Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks | |
| − | + | *He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak. | |
| − | + | *While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak" | |
| − | + | *He is able to prioritIzak | |
| − | + | *When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks | |
| − | + | *When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread... | |
| − | + | *When necessary he can be quite slIzak | |
| − | + | *If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak | |
| − | + | *If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak | |
| − | + | *He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak | |
| − | + | *His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak | |
| − | + | *His favorite desert is pecan pIzak | |
| − | + | *His favorite number is also pIzak | |
| − | + | *If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak | |
| − | + | *If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami | |
| − | + | *He likes soup with salad on the sIzak | |
| − | + | *His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak | |
| − | + | *If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak | |
| − | + | *He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak | |
| − | + | *When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak | |
| − | + | *You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak? | |
| − | + | *He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak | |
| − | + | *His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien | |
| − | + | *If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak, unless he gets shot in the thIzak | |
| − | + | *When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak | |
| − | + | *He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak | |
| − | + | *He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard | |
| − | + | *He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak | |
| − | + | *When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak | |
| − | + | *He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care | |
| − | + | *His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak | |
| − | + | *His favorite pokemon is SableIzak | |
| − | + | *He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak | |
| − | + | *We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak | |
| − | + | *When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one | |
| − | + | *And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak | |
| − | + | *These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks | |
| − | + | *His favorite show is FireflIzak | |
| − | + | *He really hates puns. We applogIzak | |
| − | + | *When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak | |
| − | + | *His favorite kind of tea is chIzak | |
| − | + | *When he gives a speech they will telivIzak | |
| − | + | *We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more... | |
| − | + | *Izak. | |
After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak. | After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak. | ||
Latest revision as of 10:36, 1 October 2012
HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak.
- He is wIzak beyond his years
- Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks
- He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak.
- While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak"
- He is able to prioritIzak
- When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks
- When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread...
- When necessary he can be quite slIzak
- If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak
- If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak
- He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak
- His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak
- His favorite desert is pecan pIzak
- His favorite number is also pIzak
- If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak
- If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami
- He likes soup with salad on the sIzak
- His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak
- If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak
- He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak
- When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak
- You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak?
- He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak
- His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien
- If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak, unless he gets shot in the thIzak
- When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak
- He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak
- He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard
- He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak
- When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak
- He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care
- His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak
- His favorite pokemon is SableIzak
- He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak
- We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak
- When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one
- And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak
- These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks
- His favorite show is FireflIzak
- He really hates puns. We applogIzak
- When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak
- His favorite kind of tea is chIzak
- When he gives a speech they will telivIzak
- We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more...
- Izak.
After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak.
