Difference between revisions of "Philip Bennett"

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-Philip Bennett was the meek servant of the [[Conger 4]] overlords in 2011-12. He is primarily characterized by his orange hat, affable demeanor, penchant for "thumb-thrusting," and love for dogs, girls from Boston, and "Portugal. The Man." He suffered a blow in 2012 when it was posited that perhaps "Portugal. The Man" was, in fact, only okay. He seems to have recovered since.
-'''Fun fact:''' He is Jewish.
 [[Category: Students]] [[Category: Class of 2014]]