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| − | [[Image:Zac.jpg|thumbnail|right|200px|Zac should probably not put so many pictures of himself on Facebook. I could make a joke about his mom being a "Ho Ho Ho" but that's not very funny and I'm classy. So I won't.]]
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| − | Zac Skinner is a Sophomore or something and might graduate in [[2008]]. Who knows, I've been drinking.
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| − | == Personal Information ==
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| − | Zac makes prison wine under his bed. In 2 gallon plastic milk jugs. From frozen grape juice concentrate. I'm not kidding. It's a minor miracle that he hasn't caused a dysentery outbreak.
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| − | == Hobbies ==
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| − | Zac fences a lot. His fencing causes him to miss a lot of Water Polo practice which is way more important. Now that [[Andy Prendergast]] has graduated, Zac plays hole for Knox Water Polo, which is a lot less erotic than it sounds.
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| − | == Academics ==
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| − | Zac is a Creative Writing major. This major actually ranks below Studio Art majors and AnSo majors in terms of utility to society; if you can believe that. Advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars.
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| − | == Marital Status ==
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| − | Zac Skinner has been dating [[Sarah Williams]] as long as I can remember. Which isn't very long due to the chronic alcohol abuse, but whatever.
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| − | ''See Also: [[Andy Prendergast]] | [[Leanne Lilly]] | [[Christy Dechaine]] | [[Sarah Williams]] | [[Water Polo]]''
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