Difference between revisions of "Kenny Evans"
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| − | A | + | A person filled with wonder and unfathomable beauty. They are a unicorn and a prince. |
| − | + | They have a lot of facial piercings, though many of us agree that they shouldn't have them because | |
| − | + | THEY ARE AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN. | |
| − | + | They are a FIJI BUT WHY?? | |
| − | + | They write poetry and music and stuff but, much like they're sightings around campus are rare, | |
| − | it is foretold that no one has heard | + | it is foretold that no one has heard them sing or read their musings. |
Legend has it that it is like a Sirens song. | Legend has it that it is like a Sirens song. | ||
| − | + | Their stare is heavenly but sorrowful and it could woo the dark lord Voldemort | |
and make even SATAN HIMSELF shed a tear. | and make even SATAN HIMSELF shed a tear. | ||
| − | + | Their departure from Knox last year is a Mystery. Like. Really. | |
| − | + | They just left. It has been said that they are coming back 2015, but that is merely a legend. | |
Revision as of 07:06, 21 September 2015
A person filled with wonder and unfathomable beauty. They are a unicorn and a prince. They have a lot of facial piercings, though many of us agree that they shouldn't have them because THEY ARE AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN. They are a FIJI BUT WHY?? They write poetry and music and stuff but, much like they're sightings around campus are rare, it is foretold that no one has heard them sing or read their musings. Legend has it that it is like a Sirens song. Their stare is heavenly but sorrowful and it could woo the dark lord Voldemort and make even SATAN HIMSELF shed a tear. Their departure from Knox last year is a Mystery. Like. Really. They just left. It has been said that they are coming back 2015, but that is merely a legend.
