Difference between revisions of "Alex Heston"

Latest revision as of 22:30, 30 April 2018

"Are you masturbating?"

"Are you making out?"

"Is this hentai?"

"Do I get free weed on my birthday?"

"Are there going to be hot girls at this party?"

"Is this GTA?"

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-''"I killed God, guys!"'' - Alex Heston
+"Are you masturbating?"
-''"God is dead, and Alex Heston has killed him."'' - [[Jamie Ruml]]
-To a certain extent, we are all at the behest of Alex Heston.
+"Are you making out?"
-But to be quite serious, Alex is an awesome guy who joined [[Sigma Nu]] in 2014.
+"Is this hentai?"
-He hails from L.A. and is a talented singer, a member of the [[Knox College Choir]].
+"Do I get free weed on my birthday?"
-He is truly trustworthy and a great friend.
+"Are there going to be hot girls at this party?"
+"Is this GTA?"
 [[Category:Students]][[Category:Class of 2017]][[Category:Fraternity Members]][[Category:Sigma Nu Members]]