Lauren Peretz

Lauren was the President of Alpha Phi Omega for Spring 2009 to Winter 2010. She double majored in elementary education and spanish. Every night she sleeps with a stuffed dog named Stevie. She has mad skills at Mario Kart and uses out of date phrases such as cool beans and spelling love as l-u-v. She compulsively does her nails in a wide range of colors and impressive designs. She always laughs at a good poop joke. She tends to say the most random things at the drop of a hat. Her interests include: snapchat, cooking, eating, the beach, the Chicago Bears, cheese, running and small children (not in a creepy way/she's a teacher). She can turn anything into a "That's what she said" joke. She worked in the Gizmo and always loved screaming the number "69". She was a huge fan of intramural basketball and would yell many obscenities at the refs. She found great pleasure in visiting Sharon at Duffy's and being a bad ass.

In a fantastic turn of events she said f*@& packers country and moved back to the Chicago in 2013.