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Julia knows who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. It was her.
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She's a bitter motherbitcher.
  
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She can often be found in her room in [[Campbell-Elder]]4 listening to Abe Lyman, The Dorsey Brothers and Bill Haley (often at the same time) while reading Emily Post. Consequently, she always puts a napkin in her lap, asks "pardon?" instead of "huh?", and understands that men lead the way down the aisle of a theatre to find seats (unless an usher is taking tickets at the head of the aisle. In such a situation, the woman follows the usher.)
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Julia has been described as cold and ruthless. She often speaks in a low monotone and breaks it only when something particularly exciting happens. Her humor is dark and dry (deadpan, if you will). This, combined with demureness, leads her to fail to acknowledge the existence of those around her regardless of familiarity.
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She will hereafter be known as la femme [http://www.thewikifire.org/index.php?title=James_Abram_Zumwalt Abe]. Even though women shouldn't define themselves by men. And even though that isn't really proper French. Or proper anything.
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Julia's favourite candy is Banana Laffy Taffy.
 
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Her favourite film director is Wes Anderson.
 
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Miss. Shenkar's favourite colors are mustard yellow and sage green.
 
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Julia Frances Shenkar's favourite tree is a hemlock.
 
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JShenk is what her g's back home in Detroit call her.
 
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Julia idolizes Louise Brooks and Colleen Moore.
 
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Julia is better than you.
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[[Category: Class of 2012]]

Latest revision as of 11:58, 18 November 2024

She's a bitter motherbitcher.

Louise-brooks-pandoras-box-still.jpg

She will hereafter be known as la femme Abe. Even though women shouldn't define themselves by men. And even though that isn't really proper French. Or proper anything.

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