Hassan Massoud

Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them?

Megan: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy

Hassan: yeah, i am skeptical, but peeling a kiwi is not an easy exercise

Megan: what, are you fighting with someone here? or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?

Hassan: the latter

Megan: here is what you do: (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this) cut the thing in half, on it's short side, know what i mean? then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides

Hassan: hold on i just ate one. if you take a big bite without peeling, you can then bite directly into the flesh. peel looks worse than it tastes btw. i am about to recreate the experiment to validate

Megan: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?

Hassan: not before living in the four seasons. it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east. i only heard of it when i was in egypt.

Megan: kiwi is so good for you

Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times ... experiment validated

Megan: you are a man of science

Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling

Megan: i'm putting this story on the wiki file

Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area ... haha. do it.

Hassan is an employee of A.T. Kearny, a multinational consulting firm based out of Chicago. He has sold out. Hassan is also very fond of tea bagging, actually he is quite fond of ANYTHING involving his penis.