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Chump with a beard. Spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by [[frat boys]]. [[Bruce Lee]] beat the white off of his cracker ass in [[Enter the Dragon]]. | Chump with a beard. Spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by [[frat boys]]. [[Bruce Lee]] beat the white off of his cracker ass in [[Enter the Dragon]]. | ||
| − | Chuck Norris is also the spokesperson for a self-censoring DVD player called [ | + | Chuck Norris is also the spokesperson for a self-censoring DVD player called [http://www.max.com/site/maxplay.shtml MaxPlay], which makes him a tool. |
Revision as of 23:55, 26 May 2007
Chump with a beard. Spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by frat boys. Bruce Lee beat the white off of his cracker ass in Enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris is also the spokesperson for a self-censoring DVD player called MaxPlay, which makes him a tool.
