Difference between revisions of "Doug Davison"
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| + | After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts. Doug has risen to this position after growing up in extreme disgrace and poverty, as his father was a horse masturbator, and his mother was a prostitute. Doug has the cajones to lead the most presigious fraternity at Knox College. No other frat has the number of nerds as Sigma Nu does, and yet, the lowest GPA. Doug will continue the tradition in presigious and fearless leadership! | ||
== Leadership Experience == | == Leadership Experience == | ||
Revision as of 08:34, 7 June 2007
The leader we want.
Doug Davison is the one.
The sideburns we need.
Bio:
After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts. Doug has risen to this position after growing up in extreme disgrace and poverty, as his father was a horse masturbator, and his mother was a prostitute. Doug has the cajones to lead the most presigious fraternity at Knox College. No other frat has the number of nerds as Sigma Nu does, and yet, the lowest GPA. Doug will continue the tradition in presigious and fearless leadership!
Leadership Experience
- Lt. Commander of Sigma Nu.
- Tae Kwon Doe instructor
