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| + | [[Image:History.jpg|thumbnail|right|300px|Andy fights ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' in the distant past. He totally won.]] | ||
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Andy Prendergast is a Senior and is graduating in [[Class of 2007|2007]]. | Andy Prendergast is a Senior and is graduating in [[Class of 2007|2007]]. | ||
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| + | == History Prior to Knox College == | ||
| + | Andy was arrested once for possession of fireworks in 2003. He was caught lobbing lit firecrackers at a Chrysler PT Cruiser. The judge ruled it "Justifiable Vandalism" as that car totally sucks and the guy driving was a total douchebag. Andy has therefore contributed greatly to Illinois case law. | ||
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| + | A little known fact about Andy is that he built a time machine and fought dinosaurs in the distant past, thereby ensuring the survival of humanity. For more information, see [[time paradox]]. | ||
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| + | == Hobbies == | ||
| + | Andy is well known for his liver, which has been described as "legendary" and "massively damaged." Andy played hole for the Knox College Water Polo team, which he affectionately named the Burning Squirrels. Nobody else referred to the team as such, however. He also swam for a while, but it sucked, so he quit, breaking the hearts of many big-shouldered women. | ||
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| + | == Academics == | ||
| + | Andy was a Neuroscience major at Knox College, possibly the first or second of his kind, but really, who's counting. He donated $200 to the department when he left, but in a manner that is typical of Andy's humility, he didn't tell anyone about it. | ||
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| + | == Marital Status == | ||
Andy Prendergast and [[Leanne Lilly]] have been dating since Fall Term of 2003. | Andy Prendergast and [[Leanne Lilly]] have been dating since Fall Term of 2003. | ||
[[Category:Students]] | [[Category:Students]] | ||
Revision as of 15:55, 15 July 2007
Andy Prendergast is a Senior and is graduating in 2007.
History Prior to Knox College
Andy was arrested once for possession of fireworks in 2003. He was caught lobbing lit firecrackers at a Chrysler PT Cruiser. The judge ruled it "Justifiable Vandalism" as that car totally sucks and the guy driving was a total douchebag. Andy has therefore contributed greatly to Illinois case law.
A little known fact about Andy is that he built a time machine and fought dinosaurs in the distant past, thereby ensuring the survival of humanity. For more information, see time paradox.
Hobbies
Andy is well known for his liver, which has been described as "legendary" and "massively damaged." Andy played hole for the Knox College Water Polo team, which he affectionately named the Burning Squirrels. Nobody else referred to the team as such, however. He also swam for a while, but it sucked, so he quit, breaking the hearts of many big-shouldered women.
Academics
Andy was a Neuroscience major at Knox College, possibly the first or second of his kind, but really, who's counting. He donated $200 to the department when he left, but in a manner that is typical of Andy's humility, he didn't tell anyone about it.
Marital Status
Andy Prendergast and Leanne Lilly have been dating since Fall Term of 2003.
