Christy Dechaine

Christy has a hot tongue piercing and all of Wren Davisson's tongue wrings. If you make out with Christy, you're making out with everyone Wren made out with (and performed oral sex on), and that's a lot of people.

Personal Information

Christy is world-renowned for her ability to say things that are horribly, disgustingly perverted and somehow not realize it. Christy Dechaine is often off da chain.

Hobbies

Christy forgot to quit swimming like all the cool kids did. That's what she does. Also, she's a big deal in SASS. Did you know if you tear down the "S" in "SASS" you get "ASS?" That's pretty funny.

Academics

Christy is an Anthropology/Sociology (AnSo) major or something. I don't even know what that means anymore. Some of her favorite classes are: Social Theories of Non-Western Social Justice, The Effects of Social Justice and Feminism on Marxist Non-Industrial Theories and Society, and Society Society Society Justice Feminism Society Communism Society College Bullshit Society Justice Human Rights Society Society Fascism Society Theories Society

Marital Status

Mike DeGrand? Who knows.

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See also: Andrew Prendergast | Leanne Lilly