Difference between revisions of "Zac Skinner"
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Zac Skinner is a Sophomore or something and might graduate in [[2008]]. Who knows, I've been drinking. | Zac Skinner is a Sophomore or something and might graduate in [[2008]]. Who knows, I've been drinking. | ||
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Zac fences a lot. His fencing causes him to miss a lot of Water Polo practice which is way more important. Now that [[Andy Prendergast]] has graduated, Zac plays hole for Knox Water Polo, which is a lot less erotic than it sounds. | Zac fences a lot. His fencing causes him to miss a lot of Water Polo practice which is way more important. Now that [[Andy Prendergast]] has graduated, Zac plays hole for Knox Water Polo, which is a lot less erotic than it sounds. | ||
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Revision as of 17:51, 15 July 2007
Zac Skinner is a Sophomore or something and might graduate in 2008. Who knows, I've been drinking.
Personal Information
Zac makes prison wine under his bed. In 2 gallon plastic milk jugs. From frozen grape juice concentrate. I'm not kidding. It's a minor miracle that he hasn't caused a dysentery outbreak.
Hobbies
Zac fences a lot. His fencing causes him to miss a lot of Water Polo practice which is way more important. Now that Andy Prendergast has graduated, Zac plays hole for Knox Water Polo, which is a lot less erotic than it sounds.
Academics
Zac is a Creative Writing major. This major actually ranks below Studio Art majors and AnSo majors in terms of utility to society; if you can believe that. Advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars.
Marital Status
Zac Skinner has been dating Sarah Williams as long as I can remember. Which isn't very long due to the chronic alcohol abuse, but whatever.
See Also: Andy Prendergast | Leanne Lilly | Christy Dechaine | Sarah Williams | Water Polo
