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*Get your student ID from Dining Services on your own time so that you can skip your orientation group's trip and avoid just waiting around the whole time.
 
*Get your student ID from Dining Services on your own time so that you can skip your orientation group's trip and avoid just waiting around the whole time.
 
*Sign up for work shifts as soon as you get hired so that you don't get stuck with the bad jobs or hours.
 
*Sign up for work shifts as soon as you get hired so that you don't get stuck with the bad jobs or hours.
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*Wash your hands before and after Pumphandle.
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*Make friends with your advisor. They're your best grown-up friend, and can help you adjust to more than the workload.
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*You will forget something. Set time aside for a trip to Target.
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*Get a lay of the land if you won't have a car. Be particularly aware of the surrounding neighborhoods, the stores on Cherry and Main, and the north end of Henderson.
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*The moment you find out your classes, buy your books online. The bookstore is a ripoff.
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*If desired, put in a work-order for bed rearrangement as soon as possible. Maintenance is swamped during move-in day, and they need time to get to you.
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*Be excited about Knox. It's not everyone's first choice, but if you're too maudlin, it sure as hell will be your last.
  
 
===Things You Should Not Do During Orientation Week===
 
===Things You Should Not Do During Orientation Week===
  
 
*Skip all the social events.
 
*Skip all the social events.
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*Tell people about your major. You don't have one yet.
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*Buy too many furnishings. Like it or not, you'll have to store it or pack it at the end of the year.
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*Call it The Outpost.

Revision as of 17:08, 1 August 2007

Orientation Week is intimidating and weird. This guide should help you navigate the mystery and keep you safe from common pitfalls.

Things You Should Do During Orientation Week

  • Go to the library orientation; actually completing orientation gets you an entry for free bookstore cash.
  • Get your student ID from Dining Services on your own time so that you can skip your orientation group's trip and avoid just waiting around the whole time.
  • Sign up for work shifts as soon as you get hired so that you don't get stuck with the bad jobs or hours.
  • Wash your hands before and after Pumphandle.
  • Make friends with your advisor. They're your best grown-up friend, and can help you adjust to more than the workload.
  • You will forget something. Set time aside for a trip to Target.
  • Get a lay of the land if you won't have a car. Be particularly aware of the surrounding neighborhoods, the stores on Cherry and Main, and the north end of Henderson.
  • The moment you find out your classes, buy your books online. The bookstore is a ripoff.
  • If desired, put in a work-order for bed rearrangement as soon as possible. Maintenance is swamped during move-in day, and they need time to get to you.
  • Be excited about Knox. It's not everyone's first choice, but if you're too maudlin, it sure as hell will be your last.

Things You Should Not Do During Orientation Week

  • Skip all the social events.
  • Tell people about your major. You don't have one yet.
  • Buy too many furnishings. Like it or not, you'll have to store it or pack it at the end of the year.
  • Call it The Outpost.