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| − | Kate Latshaw is extremely well known around campus for many reasons, ranging from her outstanding ability to hit homeruns, to her obnoxious antics that often include yelling across campus at random bystanders.
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| − | She has the home run record for softball.... which she broke her freshman year. When anyone disagrees with her she can usually be expected to say "check my home run record, bitch!" She can pretty much do whatever she wants on this campus. The athletic director, Chad Eisele, can often be found kissing Kate's ass and making sure the red carpet is always being rolled out for her.
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| − | If you ever want Kate to like you (or open her legs), yell "Go Cubs!" If you want her to yell at you (probably drunkenly yelling) for hours on end, yell "Fuck the Cubs!"
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| − | Latshaw can frequently be found playing power hour with vodka, shotgunning beers in 6 seconds, or drinking a whole box of Franzia by herself. She tends to wander, yell, and be really impatient while intoxicated.
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| − | Basically to sum up Katherine Marie Latshaw.... she's an alcohol guzzling tank who hits homeruns like its nothing and does what she wants.
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| − | ...if you aren't friends with her, you're bound to hate her due to the obnoxiousness. And you're a lame ass.
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