Difference between revisions of "Kelley O'Connor"

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(New page: Kelley O’Connor: can’t walk on land, never has keys slow-ass, titty-fucking mudahfuckah. This bitch is a sophomore at Knox College. She just happens to be ashamed of her 3.59 GPA, even...)
 
 
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Kelley O’Connor: can’t walk on land, never has keys slow-ass, titty-fucking mudahfuckah. This bitch is a sophomore at Knox College. She just happens to be ashamed of her 3.59 GPA, even though she hasn’t done  homework a day in her life. I have never seen this girl do homework ever. And I live with her.  
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Kelley O'Condom-her affectionate nickname.
  
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She is a fucktard. She is never seen without food in her hand. And she still has chicken legs. What is this shit?
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Kelley gets ejected out of waterpolo matches by accusing girls of 'goosing' her. This makes her legit.
  
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One time, she  had a panic attack. What a loser.
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[[Category: Class of 2011]]
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She was once hit on by a female townie named Chase at the Broadview who threw bacon at her.
 
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She never goes to swim practice. Ever. And she likes stupid emo music.
 
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You should not be friends with her.
 

Latest revision as of 21:48, 4 May 2010

Kelley O'Condom-her affectionate nickname.

Kelley gets ejected out of waterpolo matches by accusing girls of 'goosing' her. This makes her legit.

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