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==Facts About Marnie Shure==
 
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[[Image:marnieshure.jpg|right|thumb|Marnie, staunchly refusing to believe that the 1920s are both over and overdone.]]
 
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She was born on February 10th, 1989, in Christ Hospital, in Oak Lawn, IL.
 
  
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Her hometown is [[LaGrange]], IL.  Her house is a historical landmark, and her family gives tours of it.  It's almost like she lives in a museum.
 
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She is quite a talentless writer, her specialty being pseudo-signficant poetry.  She (or rather, her aforementioned poetry) has been published several times, most recently in Knox College's esteemed literary magazine ''[[Catch]]''.  She keeps at least three journals, if you include her weblog, and of course, there may be dozens more of which we are not yet aware.
 
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She has very fair skin, so that in the sunnier months, she can be seen sporting sunglasses and a fashionable hat, to protect herself from destructive UVA and UVB rays.  She was once in attendence at a production of [[Shakespeare]]'s ''Much Ado About Nothing'', [Editor's note: The comma goes inside the quotation marks. What you've done is British convention.] and Benedick pointed her out for her creamy complexion.
 
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Her grammar is impeccable [Consider revising].  Actually, so is her vocabulary.  She uses the word "impeccable" in everyday speech. 
 
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She would like for her hair, at some point in her life, to be purple.  She has thus far had limited success, possibly because she does not want it bleached.
 
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[[Image:MonsterBaby.jpg|left|thumb|L'enfant Terrible]]
 
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She frequents many interesting websites, including Perezhilton.com and Urbandictionary.com.
 
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Her middle name is Catherine, and she is like, hella Catholic.
 
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She hates some things, like science fiction and Crocs.
 
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Her contact prescription is between 6 and 6.75.
 
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She is a [[chubby chaser]].
 
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[[Rachel Perez]] is very sorry for the images and the names of the images she has introduced to the Wikifire.
 
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==Recent Developments==
 
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Marnie Shure is entering a rather fecund period of her life.  Now 20 years old, she professes a love of sparkling grape juice and chimpanzees in various vehicles. 
 
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[[Category:Students]]
 
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[[Category:Class of 2011]]
 

Latest revision as of 03:22, 25 September 2015