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| − | [[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.]]
| + | '''Alexander Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) was a student at [[Knox]] and is a member of the [[Class of 2011]]. |
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| − | '''Alexander Laverne Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989- died May 18, 2010) was a student [[Knox]] before the horrible accident that took him all from us | |
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| − | Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex Robertson, but sources claim that he was raised by a russian circus clown, who physically and mentally abused him over and over, showing where his love clown porn comes from<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIoRUlzE2Q] Homevideo of Alex's Youth</ref>.
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| − | ==Personal Life==
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| − | Has no personal life
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| − | ===Vegetarianism===
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| − | Alex is a [[vegetarian]]. Also known as the people who are unfit for survival and evolution. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is, it is sure that it is silly, and hurting him physically.
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| − | ===Music===
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| − | Alex plays the electric violin, which makes [[John Lane]] happy.
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| − | ===Academic Interests===
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| − | Alex plans to major in [[Creative Writing]] but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. Since it is a joke major
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| − | ===Ethnicity===
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| − | Alex is mutt
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Latest revision as of 21:08, 4 November 2011
Alexander Robertson (born May 18, 1989) was a student at Knox and is a member of the Class of 2011.
