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Alex is a big honeybear  Although he may appear intimidating, he is nothing but a loving mush of goo.  One of the most popular sophomores on campus, he looks as though he were 26 and acts as if he were 6. "If you wanna have a good time, call him up"~Ruth
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Despite his formidable appearance, Alex Jandernoa is actually a big honeybear with a penchant for illicit activities and knowing everyone on campus. Between his drunken bouts consisting of not giving a fuck, falling off porches, sleeping in blizzard conditions, consuming too much Jaegar, carrying/hugging people, and making other regrettable decisions, Alex likes to figure out what happened during said drunken bouts, recover from said drunken bouts, talk about said drunken bouts, and let you know that he is, in fact, from Michigan.  Alex can often be seen around campus, grooving to whatever unintelligible electronic music catches his fancy at the moment.
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"If you wanna have a good time, call him up"~Ruth
  
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Don't ever mention Michigan in front of Alex.  This kitty-loving man has got it bad for his homeland.
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 12:38, 26 August 2026

Despite his formidable appearance, Alex Jandernoa is actually a big honeybear with a penchant for illicit activities and knowing everyone on campus. Between his drunken bouts consisting of not giving a fuck, falling off porches, sleeping in blizzard conditions, consuming too much Jaegar, carrying/hugging people, and making other regrettable decisions, Alex likes to figure out what happened during said drunken bouts, recover from said drunken bouts, talk about said drunken bouts, and let you know that he is, in fact, from Michigan. Alex can often be seen around campus, grooving to whatever unintelligible electronic music catches his fancy at the moment.

"If you wanna have a good time, call him up"~Ruth