Alex Jandernoa

Despite his formidable appearance, Alex Jandernoa is actually a big honeybear with a penchant for illicit activities and knowing everyone on campus. Between his drunken bouts consisting of not giving a fuck, falling off porches, sleeping in blizzard conditions, consuming too much Jaegar, carrying/hugging people, and making other regrettable decisions, Alex likes to figure out what happened during said drunken bouts, recover from said drunken bouts, talk about said drunken bouts, and let you know that he is, in fact, from Michigan. Alex can often be seen around campus, grooving to whatever unintelligible electronic music catches his fancy at the moment.

"If you wanna have a good time, call him up"~Ruth