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The current President of this United States of America.  He was "elected" for his first term by the Supreme Court.  He was elected for his second term by American voters, who seemed not to notice how very disastrous his first term was.  Not very intelligent. Once almost choked on a pretzel, too bad it became dislodged.
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Former President of this United States of America.  He was "elected" to his first term by his daddy's friends on the Supreme Court (not to be confused with The Supremes) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Supremes].  He was elected to his second term by Americans.  Go us.  Some say he is a mass murderer.  Not very intelligent. Probably the worst president in US history, but we don't want to speak too soon and jinx anything.<-- ''You might have''
  
George W. started the [[Iraq War]] claiming that there were weapons of mass destruction. There weren't any. Since then he as changed the Iraqi regime (very democratic), killed Sadam Hussein (in an incredibly suspicious trial) and allowed over 3,400 American troops, and over 300,000 Iraqi's to die bloody deaths for no particular reason.
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He has sent our country spiraling deeper into debt with a aggressive foreign policy that has turned many potential allies into enemies, and with his imperialistic wars, cemented America's reputation in the Middle East.  
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== Accomplishments ==
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*Led our country into a huge, never ending conflict in Iraq, supposedly over weapons of mass destruction (at least the war on the *middle  class is going well).  
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*Cut taxes for the rich, cut services for the poor
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*Gutted healthcare
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*Fucked over kids in public schools
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*Let New Orleans be essentially destroyed
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*Hasn't caught bin Laden; took troops who were looking for him and sent them to Baghdad
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*Illegally wiretaps phones
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*Fired non-partisan US Attorneys
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*Denies the existence/ importance of environmental destruction and global warming
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*Believes in abstinence-only education, even to the point of removing condoms from US medical organizations in Africa
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*May or may not have gotten his watch stolen in Albania.[http://origin.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_6134979]
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*Wants a documented homophobe to be Surgeon General
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*Was nearly assassinated by a snack
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*Supported the Rumsfeld Doctrine, which demands massive military contracting and outsourcing, including the Blackwater Organization, a mercenary force operating in both Iraq and against US citizens in New Orleans
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*Tried to justify Iraq by comparing it to Vietnam. Shows what he learned during all that time he served in the Guard.
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*HE'S THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER! I LOVE GEORGE BUSH!
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[[Category:Politics]]

Latest revision as of 15:24, 21 April 2018

Former President of this United States of America. He was "elected" to his first term by his daddy's friends on the Supreme Court (not to be confused with The Supremes) [1]. He was elected to his second term by Americans. Go us. Some say he is a mass murderer. Not very intelligent. Probably the worst president in US history, but we don't want to speak too soon and jinx anything.<-- You might have

He has sent our country spiraling deeper into debt with a aggressive foreign policy that has turned many potential allies into enemies, and with his imperialistic wars, cemented America's reputation in the Middle East.

Accomplishments[edit]

  • Led our country into a huge, never ending conflict in Iraq, supposedly over weapons of mass destruction (at least the war on the *middle class is going well).
  • Cut taxes for the rich, cut services for the poor
  • Gutted healthcare
  • Fucked over kids in public schools
  • Let New Orleans be essentially destroyed
  • Hasn't caught bin Laden; took troops who were looking for him and sent them to Baghdad
  • Illegally wiretaps phones
  • Fired non-partisan US Attorneys
  • Denies the existence/ importance of environmental destruction and global warming
  • Believes in abstinence-only education, even to the point of removing condoms from US medical organizations in Africa
  • May or may not have gotten his watch stolen in Albania.[2]
  • Wants a documented homophobe to be Surgeon General
  • Was nearly assassinated by a snack
  • Supported the Rumsfeld Doctrine, which demands massive military contracting and outsourcing, including the Blackwater Organization, a mercenary force operating in both Iraq and against US citizens in New Orleans
  • Tried to justify Iraq by comparing it to Vietnam. Shows what he learned during all that time he served in the Guard.
  • HE'S THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER! I LOVE GEORGE BUSH!