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| − | + | Former President of this United States of America. He was "elected" to his first term by his daddy's friends on the Supreme Court (not to be confused with The Supremes) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Supremes]. He was elected to his second term by Americans. Go us. Some say he is a mass murderer. Not very intelligent. Probably the worst president in US history, but we don't want to speak too soon and jinx anything.<-- ''You might have'' | |
| − | + | He has sent our country spiraling deeper into debt with a aggressive foreign policy that has turned many potential allies into enemies, and with his imperialistic wars, cemented America's reputation in the Middle East. | |
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| + | == Accomplishments == | ||
| + | *Led our country into a huge, never ending conflict in Iraq, supposedly over weapons of mass destruction (at least the war on the *middle class is going well). | ||
| + | *Cut taxes for the rich, cut services for the poor | ||
| + | *Gutted healthcare | ||
| + | *Fucked over kids in public schools | ||
| + | *Let New Orleans be essentially destroyed | ||
| + | *Hasn't caught bin Laden; took troops who were looking for him and sent them to Baghdad | ||
| + | *Illegally wiretaps phones | ||
| + | *Fired non-partisan US Attorneys | ||
| + | *Denies the existence/ importance of environmental destruction and global warming | ||
| + | *Believes in abstinence-only education, even to the point of removing condoms from US medical organizations in Africa | ||
| + | *May or may not have gotten his watch stolen in Albania.[http://origin.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_6134979] | ||
| + | *Wants a documented homophobe to be Surgeon General | ||
| + | *Was nearly assassinated by a snack | ||
| + | *Supported the Rumsfeld Doctrine, which demands massive military contracting and outsourcing, including the Blackwater Organization, a mercenary force operating in both Iraq and against US citizens in New Orleans | ||
| + | *Tried to justify Iraq by comparing it to Vietnam. Shows what he learned during all that time he served in the Guard. | ||
| + | *HE'S THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER! I LOVE GEORGE BUSH! | ||
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| + | [[Category:Politics]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:24, 21 April 2018
Former President of this United States of America. He was "elected" to his first term by his daddy's friends on the Supreme Court (not to be confused with The Supremes) [1]. He was elected to his second term by Americans. Go us. Some say he is a mass murderer. Not very intelligent. Probably the worst president in US history, but we don't want to speak too soon and jinx anything.<-- You might have
He has sent our country spiraling deeper into debt with a aggressive foreign policy that has turned many potential allies into enemies, and with his imperialistic wars, cemented America's reputation in the Middle East.
Accomplishments[edit]
- Led our country into a huge, never ending conflict in Iraq, supposedly over weapons of mass destruction (at least the war on the *middle class is going well).
- Cut taxes for the rich, cut services for the poor
- Gutted healthcare
- Fucked over kids in public schools
- Let New Orleans be essentially destroyed
- Hasn't caught bin Laden; took troops who were looking for him and sent them to Baghdad
- Illegally wiretaps phones
- Fired non-partisan US Attorneys
- Denies the existence/ importance of environmental destruction and global warming
- Believes in abstinence-only education, even to the point of removing condoms from US medical organizations in Africa
- May or may not have gotten his watch stolen in Albania.[2]
- Wants a documented homophobe to be Surgeon General
- Was nearly assassinated by a snack
- Supported the Rumsfeld Doctrine, which demands massive military contracting and outsourcing, including the Blackwater Organization, a mercenary force operating in both Iraq and against US citizens in New Orleans
- Tried to justify Iraq by comparing it to Vietnam. Shows what he learned during all that time he served in the Guard.
- HE'S THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER! I LOVE GEORGE BUSH!
