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[[Image:History.jpg|thumbnail|right|300px|Andy fights ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' in the distant past. He totally won.]]
 
[[Image:History.jpg|thumbnail|right|300px|Andy fights ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' in the distant past. He totally won.]]
  
Andy Prendergast is a Senior and is graduating in [[Class of 2007|2007]].
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Andy Prendergast graduated in [[Class of 2007|2007]].
  
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==Hobbies==
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Andy swam on the swim team during his freshman and sophomore year.  He stuck it out just long enough to be voted captain... and then quit before the season started.  It would have been sad if he hadn't hated it so much anyway.
  
== History Prior to Knox College ==
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Unlike swimming, Andy played water polo all four years. He was captain his senior year and assistant coach of the women's team his junior year... but really all he did was draw pictures of J-Pow throwing chairs.
Andy was arrested once for possession of fireworks in 2003. He was caught lobbing lit firecrackers at a Chrysler PT Cruiser. The judge ruled it "Justifiable Vandalism" as that car totally sucks and the guy driving was a total douchebag. Andy has therefore contributed greatly to Illinois case law.
 
 
 
A little known fact about Andy is that he built a time machine and fought dinosaurs in the distant past, thereby ensuring the survival of humanity. For more information, see [[time paradox]].
 
 
 
== Hobbies ==
 
Andy is well known for his liver, which has been described as "legendary" and "massively damaged." Andy played hole for the Knox College Water Polo team, which he affectionately named the Burning Squirrels. Nobody else referred to the team as such, however. He also swam for a while, but it sucked, so he quit, breaking the hearts of many big-shouldered women.
 
  
 
== Academics ==
 
== Academics ==
 
Andy was a Neuroscience major at Knox College, possibly the first or second of his kind, but really, who's counting. He donated $200 to the department when he left, but in a manner that is typical of Andy's humility, he didn't tell anyone about it.
 
Andy was a Neuroscience major at Knox College, possibly the first or second of his kind, but really, who's counting. He donated $200 to the department when he left, but in a manner that is typical of Andy's humility, he didn't tell anyone about it.
  
== Marital Status ==
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==Personal Info==
 
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Likes brains, booze, sarcastic remarks, and cooking.  Dislikes anything that does not have sufficient scientific support.
Andy Prendergast and [[Leanne Lilly]] have been dating since Fall Term of 2003.
 
 
 
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''See also: [[Leanne Lilly]] | [[Christy Dechaine]] | [[Neuroscience]]''
 
  
[[Category:Students]]
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[[Category: Class of 2007]]

Latest revision as of 18:29, 20 February 2024

Andy fights Tyrannosaurus rex in the distant past. He totally won.

Andy Prendergast graduated in 2007.

Hobbies[edit]

Andy swam on the swim team during his freshman and sophomore year. He stuck it out just long enough to be voted captain... and then quit before the season started. It would have been sad if he hadn't hated it so much anyway.

Unlike swimming, Andy played water polo all four years. He was captain his senior year and assistant coach of the women's team his junior year... but really all he did was draw pictures of J-Pow throwing chairs.

Academics[edit]

Andy was a Neuroscience major at Knox College, possibly the first or second of his kind, but really, who's counting. He donated $200 to the department when he left, but in a manner that is typical of Andy's humility, he didn't tell anyone about it.

Personal Info[edit]

Likes brains, booze, sarcastic remarks, and cooking. Dislikes anything that does not have sufficient scientific support.