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This ugly[[Kentucky]] native is from Frankfort.  He likes country, having sex with his siter, and Evan Williams Whiskey. He barely stands at 6 feet.  
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This sexy [[Kentucky]] native is from Frankfort.  He likes Hip-Hop, air-conditioning, and Bourbon; preferably Knob Creek and Maker's Mark. He stands at 6 feet 2 inches.  
  
He is officially the new co-Sports editor of [[TKS]], along with [[LaVar Merrell]]. LaVar does most of the work beings how Ryan has no knowledge of what sports are. He will also be serving as Hip-Hop director for [[WVKC]] next year. It has been rumored that Jay Z, Kanye West, Common, Talib, The Roots will all sign a petition to stop Ryan Cash's horrible perception of music. Ryan will be heading-up two radio shows; the first being a sports talk show, ''The Rundown'', with [[LaVar Merrell]] (once again, LaVar will be doing most of the work), the other, ''Auditory Glory'', focused on Hip-Hop. And though he can't possibly be certain, he's confident that your perception of Hip-Hop is better than his. If you ask, he will cry about it.
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He is officially the new co-Sports editor of [[TKS]], along with [[LaVar Merrell]]. He will also be serving as Hip-Hop director for [[WVKC]] next year. Ryan will be heading-up two radio shows; the first being a sports talk show, ''The Rundown'', with [[LaVar Merrell]], the other, ''Auditory Glory'', focused on Hip-Hop. And though he can't possibly be certain, he's confident that your perception of Hip-Hop is horribly askew. If you ask, he will will help you with that (Free-Music).
 
 
All this information can be scientifically proven and by no means should be considered retaliation from defacing one's Wiki Fire Entry. Ryan...seriously...stop the madness.
 
  
 
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Revision as of 10:31, 7 August 2007

This sexy Kentucky native is from Frankfort. He likes Hip-Hop, air-conditioning, and Bourbon; preferably Knob Creek and Maker's Mark. He stands at 6 feet 2 inches.

He is officially the new co-Sports editor of TKS, along with LaVar Merrell. He will also be serving as Hip-Hop director for WVKC next year. Ryan will be heading-up two radio shows; the first being a sports talk show, The Rundown, with LaVar Merrell, the other, Auditory Glory, focused on Hip-Hop. And though he can't possibly be certain, he's confident that your perception of Hip-Hop is horribly askew. If you ask, he will will help you with that (Free-Music).