Difference between revisions of "California"
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== Californian Oppression == | == Californian Oppression == | ||
Revision as of 22:13, 3 December 2007
California is governed by the Terminator (Arnold Schwartzeneger). He is surprisingly democratic despite his portrayal in the movies Terminator and Terminator II.
California's GDP is larger than most countries, and if it was to ever secede from the Union, America's economy would collapse instantaneously.
Contents
Famous Northern Californians
Emperor Norton John Muir William Randolph Hearst George Lucas
Famous Southern Californians
Tom Cruise Juan Junipero Serra Donald Rogers
California Transplants
These are people who were not born in California but instead move there and try to pass themselves off as natives. They are easily spotted by their weird hemp jewelry, Ugg boots in winter, and use of the term "Cali". Transplants lack wry Californian wit evident in true natives, who mock them in hushed tones.
Common Misconceptions
Everyone who lives in California is super wealthy. Californians have never seen snow (however, many Californians believe that 56 degrees Fahrenheit is "cold").
Californian Oppression
California Barbie says: "I think people hate us because they are jealous and don't have enough money to move to California and be us!"
