Difference between revisions of "Rachel Perez"
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Rachel was born in Illinois and will die in Illinois, though she will travel to many other destinations between those two milestones. Throughout her high school career, Ms. Perez took an intrinsic pride in her status as a Whitney Young High School Academic Decathalon Champion. | Rachel was born in Illinois and will die in Illinois, though she will travel to many other destinations between those two milestones. Throughout her high school career, Ms. Perez took an intrinsic pride in her status as a Whitney Young High School Academic Decathalon Champion. | ||
| − | ("Academic Decathalon" refers to a team of textbook-touting intellectuals who compete against other high schools to achieve scholastic glory -- however, at the time this article was published, it was unclear whether any other high school in the nation ''Italic text''had''Italic text'' a so-called AcaDec team.) | + | ("Academic Decathalon" refers to a team of textbook-touting intellectuals who compete against other high schools to achieve scholastic glory -- however, at the time this article was published, it was unclear whether any other high school in the nation ''Italic text'' had ''Italic text'' a so-called AcaDec team.) |
Apart from her rigorous studies, Rachel enjoys being very outgoing, emphatically blasting Fall Out Boy, getting a 10% discount on all Target shopping trips (thanks to her father's advantageous position within the company), and not being a member of the Knox College Ultimate Frisbee team. She currently resides in Campbell-Elder 4, where she provides most of the comic relief for her suite. | Apart from her rigorous studies, Rachel enjoys being very outgoing, emphatically blasting Fall Out Boy, getting a 10% discount on all Target shopping trips (thanks to her father's advantageous position within the company), and not being a member of the Knox College Ultimate Frisbee team. She currently resides in Campbell-Elder 4, where she provides most of the comic relief for her suite. | ||
If you do not know Rachel Perez, you are a hermit. If you have never ''Italic text''heard''Italic text'' of Rachel Perez, you do not attend Knox College. | If you do not know Rachel Perez, you are a hermit. If you have never ''Italic text''heard''Italic text'' of Rachel Perez, you do not attend Knox College. | ||
Revision as of 11:38, 20 April 2008
Rachel Perez, you may be surprised to discover when hearing her last name, is quite Greek. In fact, she speaks fluent Greek to her grandmother and curious bystanders alike. Her favorite phrase in the foreign tongue is "ne ne ne," but she has yet to explain this redundant and seemingly gibberish exclamation.
Rachel was born in Illinois and will die in Illinois, though she will travel to many other destinations between those two milestones. Throughout her high school career, Ms. Perez took an intrinsic pride in her status as a Whitney Young High School Academic Decathalon Champion. ("Academic Decathalon" refers to a team of textbook-touting intellectuals who compete against other high schools to achieve scholastic glory -- however, at the time this article was published, it was unclear whether any other high school in the nation Italic text had Italic text a so-called AcaDec team.)
Apart from her rigorous studies, Rachel enjoys being very outgoing, emphatically blasting Fall Out Boy, getting a 10% discount on all Target shopping trips (thanks to her father's advantageous position within the company), and not being a member of the Knox College Ultimate Frisbee team. She currently resides in Campbell-Elder 4, where she provides most of the comic relief for her suite.
If you do not know Rachel Perez, you are a hermit. If you have never Italic textheardItalic text of Rachel Perez, you do not attend Knox College.
